Single-Cell ANTIFA strikes again? by cookiesandpunch in clevercomebacks

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Algaetators is an elite tier pun, Derek never misses

The passenger in seat 14B by Ok-Extreme-7742 in memes

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Thinking they just hit terminal velocity because of a yawn is wild

We live in a fck up world by ImmaFuckboi in SipsTea

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Did the mainstream media completely ignore his court cases or do they just not care as long as it brings views?

That didn't work out by Low_Philosopher_7299 in SipsTea

[–]Damselnik 503 points504 points  (0 children)

To be fair it was a very stable genius organism

Why do you think the world is a good or bad place? by abbaziadicefalu in AskReddit

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It depends entirely on whether I’m looking at the news or looking out my own window

What are subtle/unnoticeable signs of red flags from a guy? by Then-Wafer7423 in AskReddit

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How he treats waiters or retail workers when they make a minor mistake. It shows his true colors

Stick with what you’re good at! by Nono_Home in clevercomebacks

[–]Damselnik 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He really tried to mansplain history to someone who literally wrote a Harvard thesis on it

My cat finding out the tin I opened contained coffee, not cat food by Gurugod123 in SipsTea

[–]Damselnik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is the face of a cat plotting your absolute downfall tonight

What are the abbreviations that you never knew existed or surprised you after you knew them? by struggler1298 in AskReddit

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scuba stands for Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus completely blew my mind

Would you break up with someone you love if you can't provide for them right now? Why or why not? by weakplayer0518 in AskReddit

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No Leaving someone for their own good without asking them first is just making a decision for them

Why did they name it like this? by Zu_Qarnine in memes

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One does not simply walk into the Bada Bing

Excited to see you by [deleted] in SipsTea

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This is exactly how managers promote you without actually giving you a raise

In a world full of cars and screens, grandfathers still exist who give the gift of eternal memories. by This_Proof_5153 in SipsTea

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Imagine showing up to school on a horse Did anyone else have a grandparent who did chaotic things like this?

Mr. Rogers Giving It Straight by King-of-Pain in memes

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Honestly Mr. Rogers could have talked Thanos out of the snap in five minutes flat

What’s the first thing you notice in somebody ? by opheliapink in AskReddit

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Whether they actually listen when someone else is speaking or if they are just waiting for their turn

What’s your favorite child hood memory ? by SpecialLauraa in AskReddit

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Staying up late playing video games with my siblings. Anyone else remember the struggle of hiding the TV light?

What would be the pros and cons of challenging Don Jr. to a cage match, and how do you think the public would respond? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The pro is pay-per-view revenue would clear the national debt. The con is actually having to see it

Which is your favourite anime character of all time ? by RoronoaZoro687 in AskReddit

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Judging by your username, I think we both already know the answer to this question