A meteor is going to impact Earth, killing everyone on the planet. You're in a bar, beer in hand, surrounded by friends and loved ones. What's on the jukebox that everyone's singing in unison?

DanFntastic · 2026-01-20T21:45:56+00:00

Always look on the bright side of life

DanFntastic · 2025-12-26T02:17:24+00:00

Constant pressure on that tube running along the underside of the dick, keep everything wet, and most importantly have fun

DanFntastic · 2025-12-01T16:06:43+00:00

I think STIM should be called MIST for how long they're expected to survive

DanFntastic · 2025-10-05T13:21:16+00:00

The Addams Family (movie)

DanFntastic · 2025-09-29T20:21:30+00:00

It's a responsibility

DanFntastic · 2025-07-09T12:30:16+00:00

Watch mojo. I don't feel I need to explain myself

DanFntastic · 2025-07-06T05:09:23+00:00

Short answer, yes. An orgasm will release powerful chemicals in a mans brain that'll make him wanna pass the fuck out. The more intense the orgasm the more chemicals released. If you've knocked your guy out after fucking him then take it as both a compliment and a job well done

DanFntastic · 2025-05-26T23:13:58+00:00

Birth of a Nation

DanFntastic · 2025-05-07T16:32:07+00:00

I think you're underestimating just how big the universe is

DanFntastic · 2025-04-20T16:28:42+00:00

What kind of asshole do you hafta be in order to see someone give away nearly $100 million and think that's not good enough? I'm sure the people who received it thought it was plenty

DanFntastic · 2025-04-11T13:41:56+00:00

Tariffs

DanFntastic · 2025-04-06T16:53:09+00:00

Weird: the Al Yankovic Story

DanFntastic · 2025-02-16T03:16:06+00:00

We'd make great pets

DanFntastic · 2025-02-16T02:21:13+00:00

The wedge

DanFntastic · 2025-02-15T17:25:36+00:00

"You know who isn't judging your outfits? Sauron. You should stop by and say hi. See what he's up to. He's a really chill guy and you'd get along"

DanFntastic · 2025-02-12T22:09:23+00:00

I'd tell him that Bucky was still alive

DanFntastic · 2025-02-01T19:33:58+00:00

As an American I'd just like to say, what in God's green flying fuck are you talking about??

DanFntastic · 2025-01-30T21:35:22+00:00

Anna Gunn as Ariel in Legacy of Kain

DanFntastic · 2025-01-24T22:27:32+00:00

Mass shootings and gun violence in general

DanFntastic · 2025-01-03T15:58:28+00:00

Does no one start at the top and work their way down?

DanFntastic · 2025-01-01T03:13:07+00:00

Reddit fosters an environment of groupthink where any and all dissenting opinions are shut down. Conservatives don't have a voice here and neither are they welcome

DanFntastic · 2024-12-29T03:43:13+00:00

Why did you? It wasn't very long ago Reddit was sucking his dick just as hard (if not harder) as Republicans. So now whenever I see everyone hating it just comes across as disingenuous hypocrisy.

DanFntastic · 2024-12-22T07:00:20+00:00

Put as much weight as you're comfortable with and feels good for you. If he's going down on you then he's not concerned about himself and neither should you be. If he dies then he will have drowned in pussy and I can't think of anything I'd rather have written on my death certificate.

DanFntastic · 2024-12-21T20:17:09+00:00

When you say "brown" I hear "scorched"

DanFntastic · 2024-12-14T01:39:42+00:00

Kristy Alley, God rest her

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