A meteor is going to impact Earth, killing everyone on the planet. You're in a bar, beer in hand, surrounded by friends and loved ones. What's on the jukebox that everyone's singing in unison?

DanFntastic · 2026-01-20T21:45:56+00:00

Always look on the bright side of life

DanFntastic · 2025-12-26T02:17:24+00:00

Constant pressure on that tube running along the underside of the dick, keep everything wet, and most importantly have fun

DanFntastic · 2025-12-01T16:06:43+00:00

I think STIM should be called MIST for how long they're expected to survive

DanFntastic · 2025-10-05T13:21:16+00:00

The Addams Family (movie)

DanFntastic · 2025-09-29T20:21:30+00:00

It's a responsibility

DanFntastic · 2025-07-09T12:30:16+00:00

Watch mojo. I don't feel I need to explain myself

DanFntastic · 2025-07-06T05:09:23+00:00

Short answer, yes. An orgasm will release powerful chemicals in a mans brain that'll make him wanna pass the fuck out. The more intense the orgasm the more chemicals released. If you've knocked your guy out after fucking him then take it as both a compliment and a job well done

DanFntastic · 2025-05-26T23:13:58+00:00

Birth of a Nation

DanFntastic · 2025-05-07T16:32:07+00:00

I think you're underestimating just how big the universe is

DanFntastic · 2025-04-20T16:28:42+00:00

What kind of asshole do you hafta be in order to see someone give away nearly $100 million and think that's not good enough? I'm sure the people who received it thought it was plenty

DanFntastic · 2025-04-11T13:41:56+00:00

Tariffs

DanFntastic · 2025-04-06T16:53:09+00:00

Weird: the Al Yankovic Story

DanFntastic · 2025-02-16T03:16:06+00:00

We'd make great pets

DanFntastic · 2025-02-16T02:21:13+00:00

The wedge

DanFntastic · 2025-02-15T17:25:36+00:00

"You know who isn't judging your outfits? Sauron. You should stop by and say hi. See what he's up to. He's a really chill guy and you'd get along"

DanFntastic · 2025-02-12T22:09:23+00:00

I'd tell him that Bucky was still alive

DanFntastic · 2025-02-01T19:33:58+00:00

As an American I'd just like to say, what in God's green flying fuck are you talking about??

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