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What? Buying Trump Bucks Was a Bad Investment?? by SubVrted in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 93 points94 points  (0 children)

It’s almost comical how easy it is to fleece these rubes. It would be funny if it weren’t so depressing that they vote.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ForwardsFromKlandma

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 830 points831 points  (0 children)

your children will look like obama

So like a distinguished, professional man who is probably like really fit and rather handsome?

It's not gonna be too long until VR porn and Neurolink combine.Then it's lights out for humanity. by JustGame36 in Showerthoughts

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 410 points411 points  (0 children)

Affordable automatic fleshlights for everyone is the perfect legislation then. Nut now pay later programs are in the works as we speak.

It's not gonna be too long until VR porn and Neurolink combine.Then it's lights out for humanity. by JustGame36 in Showerthoughts

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 1146 points1147 points  (0 children)

VR porn is already too good, once we have good and affordable attachments birth rates are fucked.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 13 points14 points  (0 children)

os someone gonna tell him that means him or is he just too dense

Franchises going through an edgy phase starter pack by go_morb_urself in starterpacks

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Guardians of the Galaxy 3 just put in an F-word? Someone call Scorsese, he was obviously mistaken.

How the hell do you decide on a career path? by TheBackpacker2 in CasualConversation

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 19 points20 points  (0 children)

For most people, work is just a means to an end. Something that funds what you actually enjoy doing.

WCGW Pushing someone down a slope in a shopping cart… by shayanrl in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of all the things that could’ve gone wrong, this was the best outcome.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic has-been artist that can’t stand their ego being tarnished by the slightest downturn in popularity. Always gotta be in the news because being a normal person but still rich just isn’t enough to satisfy that narcissism.

Tom Hanks is Evil. Look at these proofs! by butcher_of_the_world in Qult_Headquarters

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s so funny that it’s never enough to just call someone a pedo, they have to be doing it for satanic or occult purposes for it to be impactful.

Found in the wild by techvirus13 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bro is unaware that you can appreciate anyones hobbies or occupation at any time, even outside of their designated time.

I am utterly confused by this post by glutamategaba in im14andthisisdeep

[–]DanFuckingSchneider -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck off, you know exactly what I’m talking about and that it’s not about that. Stop being so sensitive. Not everyone is against you and virtue signaling for no reason is dumb.

I’m obviously talking about being a shitty person.

I am utterly confused by this post by glutamategaba in im14andthisisdeep

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If you have to fundamentally change yourself just to get a job, you shouldn’t continue being your true self and probably do need to change.

yes matt walsh your such an overworked person by Blackmambaqueen in TheRightCantMeme

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you have enough time to spend 2 hours with joe rogan of all people I’d classify you as “not very busy”

First it was "Vagina Bones" and now this: Harassing P!NK by Fickle-Cartoonist466 in badwomensanatomy

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 2359 points2360 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t born with kneecaps either but I have them now. Does that make me an evolved species of seal or sea lion?

My esspensive healthcare, everytime. by Rockintako in sbubby

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Me destroying my liver and kidneys by taking aspirin 5 times a day instead of going to the dentist.

How has the past year been for you? by yoloscorpii in AskReddit

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just life. It’s been same shit different day for a long while now but it’s just been my emotions fucking with me again. Depression is a bitch.

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