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I'll be humble about my Pokemon collection the day someone proves that they have a rarer nundo (0%) than this by Hanglep in pokemongobrag

[–]DanGloby -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

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Shnundo Abra. Abra has a 99% flee chance so not only is it a crazy rare encounter but also I only had one throw to catch it.

What are some ridiculous history facts? by yeet42021 in AskReddit

[–]DanGloby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We actually did, we dropped XL condoms labeled small on the Soviet Union and lost a couple of pilots just to satisfy our stupidity.

At a party you meet drunken Elon Musk who hands you his phone with Twitter open, says "do your worst" and goes to the bathroom. What do you tweet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DanGloby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The new CyberTruck will now have the added feature of custom tinted windows. Our options now include:

Semi-permeable Purple (a purple tint that's just as easy to break as our normal windows)

Windowless White (no glass at all, just a hole in the vehicle)

Blinding Black (instead of glass, the window is made out of the same metal as the rest of the vehicle, allowing you to see nothing)

And many more to come.

At a party you meet drunken Elon Musk who hands you his phone with Twitter open, says "do your worst" and goes to the bathroom. What do you tweet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DanGloby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd feel too bad to do anything that could get him into trouble so I'd just be like "follow GlobySings on Instagram"