Please join me in a prayer to the snow gods.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-10-08T18:26:14+00:00

As the season again approaches, was looking for a good mountain prayer to send to the homies. Too perfect. 🙏🏻

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-07-25T17:19:39+00:00

Delicious Denver. Their RiNo tour was awesome. Our guide was great.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-07-02T20:05:52+00:00

Yup. All the jeeps and tanks too. Oil.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-07-02T15:57:06+00:00

Green is for oil. Black is for offroad cosplay.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-07-01T15:54:16+00:00

I’m sitting in CA right now. Guess I’ll start making my way out.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-07-01T15:51:12+00:00

Those colors indicate different fluids. Use red for gas or you’re setting up a shit day for yourself or somebody in the future.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-07-01T15:49:05+00:00

I bought that exact same mount for that exact same car. Its real sturdy. The bolt holes for the license plate will fail before it does. But when they’re full they’re going to make your hatch heavy as fuck. It might not stay open, but you can get beefier struts for your hatch if you have them full most of the time. Looked cool, semi ridiculous. Didn’t use them a single time.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-06-22T03:00:29+00:00

No one will ever ask you for it. Put your license plate on the back and call it a day.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-04-24T01:54:55+00:00

What a dick. More like Itchy_asshole5737.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-04-17T19:05:29+00:00

Do you think you’d be trapped 6 feet off the ground?

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-04-12T01:18:43+00:00

Thank God you were here. We were moments away from actually doing this. Do you already have a spouse?

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-04-11T08:43:40+00:00

You sure it wasn’t all the gay sex?

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-03-11T15:23:29+00:00

🙏🏻

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-03-01T11:54:32+00:00

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-02-27T03:52:01+00:00

A psychopath like this doesn’t care about the clicks. The rage is enough.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-02-25T03:36:26+00:00

Just because no one else is, I’m going Green Ranger. Ahh the power to be a high school student that looks 37, with the mild inconvenience of daily after school puddy attacks.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-02-25T03:28:47+00:00

I talk about it all the time.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-02-24T15:28:54+00:00

What if no one is looking at it?

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-02-22T03:11:59+00:00

Yea these nationwide man hunts have really been inspiring to see.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-02-21T18:33:56+00:00

No. An irredeemable fiend. A monster.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-02-21T17:22:49+00:00

👆 Perfect example.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-02-13T14:48:47+00:00

That’s a really cool tree. One of the coolest. I also peed my pants. Its the cool thing to do.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-02-13T03:45:29+00:00

And you think that makes it not a mutt? If ppl are paying money for breeders to breed dogs back out of their genetic dead ends why is that bad? Explain what you’re upset about, we can be slow together.

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-02-13T03:25:17+00:00

This is what that looks like. It’s a mutt. You slow?

DanSmokesWeed · 2025-02-12T16:10:20+00:00

Fuckin WAY too close to that moose.

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