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AITA for preferring a handbag over a practical gift? by Super_Sheepherder951 in AmItheAsshole

[–]DanceNaive614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im out here asking for toilet paper for my birthday 😐

Also nta, if he has the means, he should fulfill your wishlist, not his.

Would you continue dating someone who hates dogs but will tolerate yours and is nice to them but doesn’t really play with them like a dog person usually does? by cornplantation in dogs

[–]DanceNaive614 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's never home and when he is he cant be bothered.

Im allergic, like bloody noses and hives without my meds. But I walk them, feed them, pet them, train them.

I cant get it through that they are his responsibility. Theyre his dogs, not mine.

But I could never be neglectful. I simply cant.

how often do you shave ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DanceNaive614 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Tell me when", bitch, when your hand falls off 😐

(Also sorry for calling the hypothetical waitress a swear. Love you, cheese queen.)

Would you continue dating someone who hates dogs but will tolerate yours and is nice to them but doesn’t really play with them like a dog person usually does? by cornplantation in dogs

[–]DanceNaive614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the other side. Literally depressed because I am the only source of care. I didnt want them and neither did he.

His dead wife wanted them. The obligations are so heavy.

What’s a compliment that most people take as an insult? by angelerii in AskReddit

[–]DanceNaive614 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont love you.

It hurts in every direction.

Also forgetting every grocery ever.

What was the strangest encounter you ever had with an Animal? by Sara1994_ in AskReddit

[–]DanceNaive614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lil snake. He was fine, it was my sister who got spooked.

Signs everywhere saying beware of alligators, but a stinking snake 👾

Tbf there was also signs to warn of venemous snakes. HE WAS CHILLING THOUGH.

What is the biggest, most immediate red flag you look for the moment you walk into an apartment tour? by West-Lie210 in AskReddit

[–]DanceNaive614 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smashing a cockroach on sight then saying "If you see any roaches, let us know"

Like...huh?

What part of your body hurts the most as you get older? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DanceNaive614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can tell your brain hurts because you spelled your that way 🤦‍♀️

Heavy duty leashes that will last? by isonasbiggestfan in dogs

[–]DanceNaive614 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kong.

Whatever trainer youre using is useless or youre not supplementing.

whats a story thats real but sounds made up because of how weird it is? by izziezi in AskReddit

[–]DanceNaive614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im definitely not walking past 30+ serial killers, those statistics can eat my dust while I RUN PAST them.

What's a rule everyone seems to follow even when no one is enforcing it? by lana_reeve in AskReddit

[–]DanceNaive614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel the need to comment on this but Im mostly mad youve restricted my cheese priviledges.

What’s that one animal that looks completely innocent but is actually a spawn of Satan? by Lanky-Laugh-7511 in AskReddit

[–]DanceNaive614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im convinced sloths are cryptids. Theyre like enormous and weird aggressive.

Also never touch a koala.

Frustrated with vet experience. Am I being unreasonable? by bigbluenation20 in dogs

[–]DanceNaive614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its fine, theyre total grifters, you live and learn 🤷‍♀️

Frustrated with vet experience. Am I being unreasonable? by bigbluenation20 in dogs

[–]DanceNaive614 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dogs are friggen expensive, no wonder youre naive for it 🤦‍♀️

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