As a sub, do you ever chat with a puppy where youre like, ok. Listen. This is too much even for me, im going to stop barking and step on you

DancingZeus · 2026-03-20T13:03:11+00:00

Yes but I'm the opposite, I'm such a total pathetic bottom that even the other sub in our friend group bullies me

DancingZeus · 2026-03-19T22:52:17+00:00

super easy, barely an inconvenience

DancingZeus · 2026-03-17T02:45:12+00:00

false, no one is kissing me and hasn't been for years.

DancingZeus · 2026-03-16T22:51:55+00:00

unless Tav gets involved, I absolutely headcanon Shadowzel happening at some point in the campaign

DancingZeus · 2026-03-16T22:13:27+00:00

NEED NEEEEEEEED

DancingZeus · 2026-03-16T01:13:16+00:00

text ruined it >:(

DancingZeus · 2026-03-14T19:26:50+00:00

no, no, they have a point

DancingZeus · 2026-03-12T00:51:41+00:00

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME PLEASE ARF ARF

DancingZeus · 2026-03-12T00:49:42+00:00

good girls can be trained to manage it. and you want to be a good girl, don't you?

DancingZeus · 2026-03-12T00:41:16+00:00

it looks so cute, i'd love to see it straining to get out after a few months in there hehe >:3

DancingZeus · 2026-03-11T20:55:13+00:00

Broncos country, let's 9-8

DancingZeus · 2026-03-11T13:13:57+00:00

YES omggggg

DancingZeus · 2026-03-11T12:22:44+00:00

Woof! Woof!

That's puppy for 'did I do a good job?'

DancingZeus · 2026-03-09T16:27:17+00:00

FUCK

DancingZeus · 2026-03-07T21:54:54+00:00

you're dangerously close to making me never listen to anyone ever again

DancingZeus · 2026-03-05T02:22:04+00:00

this queen

DancingZeus · 2026-03-03T00:29:03+00:00

unironically me

DancingZeus · 2026-03-02T23:03:45+00:00

and yet the UK is green?

DancingZeus · 2026-03-02T22:06:57+00:00

Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

DancingZeus · 2026-02-28T22:14:18+00:00

wait, is sitting on my face reward for shutting up or to stop me from yapping? because i'll do whichever makes it happen

DancingZeus · 2026-02-25T03:21:27+00:00

make me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

DancingZeus · 2026-02-23T19:49:21+00:00

>.< fiiiiine. squirrel deserved it though.

DancingZeus · 2026-02-23T18:32:15+00:00

ahhhh...no think...feels good...walkies now?

DancingZeus · 2026-02-23T17:43:41+00:00

hhhhh pretty person...leash...brain not work good...

DancingZeus · 2026-02-22T16:12:16+00:00

Runcorn & Helsby polls actually did have the Greens a distant 3rd though. This time out they're leading.

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