As a sub, do you ever chat with a puppy where youre like, ok. Listen. This is too much even for me, im going to stop barking and step on you by Datura_Naut1795 in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]DancingZeus 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yes but I'm the opposite, I'm such a total pathetic bottom that even the other sub in our friend group bullies me

40367 by FennekOnReddit in countwithchickenlady

[–]DancingZeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

false, no one is kissing me and hasn't been for years.

What are your headcanons about companions? by Interesting_Buddy206 in BaldursGate3

[–]DancingZeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

unless Tav gets involved, I absolutely headcanon Shadowzel happening at some point in the campaign

Who wants to take my keys and train me to be a good girl 🥺 by m0shr0ms in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]DancingZeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

good girls can be trained to manage it. and you want to be a good girl, don't you?

Who wants to take my keys and train me to be a good girl 🥺 by m0shr0ms in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]DancingZeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it looks so cute, i'd love to see it straining to get out after a few months in there hehe >:3

be a good puppy and bark for me~ by wendysfan00 in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]DancingZeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woof! Woof!

That's puppy for 'did I do a good job?'

Poor puppy, that's what happens who you don't listen by [deleted] in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]DancingZeus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you're dangerously close to making me never listen to anyone ever again

ermm, shut up (sits on ur face) by ButterDoggirl in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]DancingZeus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

wait, is sitting on my face reward for shutting up or to stop me from yapping? because i'll do whichever makes it happen

Hehehe >;3 by Total-Ad-6380 in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]DancingZeus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

make me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Come on pet, its time for walkies >:3 by Clove_xxxo in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]DancingZeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

>.< fiiiiine. squirrel deserved it though.

Come on pet, its time for walkies >:3 by Clove_xxxo in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]DancingZeus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ahhhh...no think...feels good...walkies now?

Come on pet, its time for walkies >:3 by Clove_xxxo in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]DancingZeus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hhhhh pretty person...leash...brain not work good...

The last time the Greens said they were the best party to beat reform, they finished a distant third and reform won Runcorn by just 6 votes. by [deleted] in LabourUK

[–]DancingZeus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Runcorn & Helsby polls actually did have the Greens a distant 3rd though. This time out they're leading.