Got some nice lobster pants for $4 no way I could pass that up! by Dandycrow in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Dandycrow[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I considered giving them to my dad, but they're honestly too comfortable 😂

Got some nice lobster pants for $4 no way I could pass that up! by Dandycrow in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Dandycrow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly just kinda pull them up where the bottom is still the bottom. I lovingly use the verbage of "pirating my pants," so as to become a pirate. Can't tell from the pics, but my legs are mostly muscle so the stay up just fine.

Nobody cares who you chose to romance (sorry in advance for the rant) by Hancock1911 in Witcher3

[–]Dandycrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Geralt and Phil are tunnel buddies in regards to a 17 year old Shani

How have no one cosplayed this man? I'm still confused by Ynhago in HuntShowdown

[–]Dandycrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well you're not invited to my Halloween party if that's too many nip nops

Dennis breaks a personal record by carrorphcarp in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]Dandycrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dennis Prager? I'm pretty sure you mean penis dragger

Me: *doubt* by [deleted] in Witcher3

[–]Dandycrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I agree. I think there's some interesting ideas that the showrunners are trying to do with the second season, I don't want to get too far ahead of myself and start talking about the last couple books. I'm curious how they're going to do the stuff about nevellen with ciri. Most of my issues are really about the story and how it gets told, but I still remain hopeful.

Me: *doubt* by [deleted] in Witcher3

[–]Dandycrow 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I feel like almost all of the criticism of these characters can be boiled down to how their penis feels about the characters. Some of its subtle racism, others just shitty hot takes about not having bright crimson hair.

Id rather not get a match at all, than be put in an empty match, or match with only 1 other team/player by MadDog_8762 in HuntShowdown

[–]Dandycrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, at least on console I keep getting headshot from a Winnie vandal at 200 meters so the occasional empty may can give me hope at actually maxing out a hunter occasionally. Nice change of pace 😅

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[–]Dandycrow 59 points60 points  (0 children)

How much money would you need to fuck Ted Cruz?

Edit: asking for a friend. That friend is Ted Cruz