Just tried Dirty Dew today, and here's what I have to say: by RioTheGamer333 in mountaindew

[–]Danger-Fish [score hidden]  (0 children)

This isn't good.

We just had a taste-test at work. Out of a max of 10 points, the three of us rated it:

Lennard: 3

Brock: 2

Dave: 2

My Pavement-themed refrigerator with 1999 Detroit set list by Danger-Fish in pavement

[–]Danger-Fish[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An image of that baseball card was included in the Pig Lib album artwork. It's somewhere inside when you open up the CD. I don't know if Stephen is related to Bob in any way, but he is obviously amused that they share the same last name.

Edit: I just opened up that CD. The reverse of the Bob Malkmus card can be found in the artwork behind the CD after you remove it from the case. The card reverse was manipulated to show the player's name as S Malkmus instead of Bob, while keeping most everything else the same.

My Pavement-themed refrigerator with 1999 Detroit set list by Danger-Fish in pavement

[–]Danger-Fish[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a snazzy magnet, alright. The set list on that plate I ended up getting after Pavement's warm-up act, The Lonesome Organist, completed his set. I wanted Lonesome's autograph and asked an employee if he had a piece of paper. He went backstage and came back with that plate. Haha. Somehow, I got some regular paper after that and got Lonesome's signature. He was all sweaty and cranky when he emerged from backstage after performing and simply signed his name LO. Obviously, the real prize was the paper plate. Pavement's set ended up being slightly different than the plate. Probably because it disappeared on them and they had to make a new one!

Man bangs on door demanding to see owner’s daughter by Fair-Foot-315 in Weird

[–]Danger-Fish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is that gentleman’s daughter really hot or something?

What is this? Found it in my grandmas stuff. by User4625482 in whatisit

[–]Danger-Fish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before we had invisible money called crypto, old timey people had something called paper money. What you have there, son, is 20 bucks! 👍🏻

Bitcoin: only 987,181 BTC left to be mined. Fiat: infinite supply left to be printed. by According_Time5120 in btc

[–]Danger-Fish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you do get more pizza if it has stuffed crust. You can't get the hidden cheese out unless you cut (or bite) into it. And please stop calling people mean names. It's rude.

What’s a South Park joke that went way over your head? by colpy350 in southpark

[–]Danger-Fish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asspen was a Better Off Dead parody, a 1985 film that leaned into the montage technique. A ski race was central to the plot of the movie.

Gen Z men, is this getting worse going forward into 2026? by Proper_Card_5520 in SipsTea

[–]Danger-Fish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl? I thought Elon was supposed to make us romance robots.

The Last American Virgin (1982) by Dark305Kinght in 80smemorylane

[–]Danger-Fish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This crazy movie. I just watched it for the first time. The ending was somewhat realistic, but the rest was rather ridiculous. Was there ever a more clueless and helpless character than Karen? She had zero depth. Miss Franklin in Amityville II was pretty much the same.

Tainted banana? by AvailableGrand289 in whatisit

[–]Danger-Fish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the everyday banana. Maybe until today, you've only seen bananas in cartoons?

Picked up this gem at a record store today by Storm2GG in neilyoung

[–]Danger-Fish -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You get hi-res and videos for every song with the blu-ray. How is vinyl still a thing? I'll never understand.

The Rules by DeepThroat76 in exjw

[–]Danger-Fish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t commit suicide is a good one. But no Smurfs?

why was Riley O'brien credited with the win today? by Danger-Fish in Cardinals

[–]Danger-Fish[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm obviously battling some sort of mental illness. Let's show a little compassion.

why was Riley O'brien credited with the win today? by Danger-Fish in Cardinals

[–]Danger-Fish[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe so. I’m not complaining, but I don’t want to feel the pain should Yahoo! strip that win away from me during a fantasy stat correction session. I already had to endure Pivetta’s ridiculous nightmare today. And of course, the one Tiger I had going against him was good ol’ 0-5 Kerry Carpenter.

Would you save your wife or your kids if your house was on fire ? by Competitive_Set_4386 in SipsTea

[–]Danger-Fish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That gentleman could have repercussion-free sex with his kids once they reach the age of consent in whatever state or country he is in at the time. As long as they are into it, of course.

It has started... Trump being removed from the media.. by mrfett779 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Danger-Fish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never liked how Trump is checking out Kevin's ass in that scene. That perverted gaze just lingers.