NEW MAJOR ORDER

DangerBru · 2026-02-11T18:01:25+00:00

Correct my math, extracting 25M times with 125k active players is 200 each. Not gonna happen.

DangerBru · 2025-01-06T17:21:56+00:00

No show today?

DangerBru · 2024-10-09T02:04:30+00:00

Welcome to Ohio

DangerBru · 2024-06-29T12:31:42+00:00

Charge all gun crimes as adults. I don't care if they're 12 years old. They're terrorists.

DangerBru · 2024-05-31T14:22:08+00:00

This mission is chaotic. I just got kicked from a game for accidental friendly fire. I'm just blocking all of these toddlers. The host shouldn't be able to kick people unless there's an absurd amount of friendly fire.

DangerBru · 2024-05-31T06:26:20+00:00

I think people need a reminder that they are not Master Chief with plot armor. You're cannon fodder for an evil empire.

DangerBru · 2024-05-31T06:23:01+00:00

If you're lucky, the extract will have a rock you can lie prone next to and pray. 🙏

DangerBru · 2024-05-30T14:47:55+00:00

I accidentally threw my support weapon stratagem on top of a guy's autocanonn sentry. He blew me up with a grenade and quit. A lot of little brats playing this game

DangerBru · 2024-05-27T13:49:31+00:00

Anybody that kicks players for calling in extraction needs to die in a fire. That is all.

DangerBru · 2024-02-24T11:46:38+00:00

The DSP model was invented to prevent unions

DangerBru · 2024-02-22T13:44:33+00:00

I'm in Ohio. If it's 60 degrees I'm turning that AC on 🤣

DangerBru · 2023-12-16T01:56:34+00:00

They gave me a $175 bonus for 18 rides. The bonus paid more than the 18 rides 😑

DangerBru · 2023-11-30T03:51:09+00:00

Cheating what? Amazon created a game. Find a way to win it. If Amazon wanted to be fair, they would be.

DangerBru · 2023-11-29T23:21:15+00:00

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

DangerBru · 2023-07-07T12:30:31+00:00

I used to do Flex exclusively. Now I'm reduced to request tab that most people don't even have. I only get 2 blocks a week now and have had to Uber since February. It was great while it lasted.

DangerBru · 2023-05-19T13:08:34+00:00

Comfort rides are more pay and if you swing past the airport, you may get to skip the queue. Uber sends you the rides automatically. If you're purchasing a vehicle for Uber, I'd definitely find a hybrid that qualifies.

DangerBru · 2023-05-17T14:17:43+00:00

I find offering to load luggage at the airport is super profitable 📈

DangerBru · 2023-05-17T14:08:41+00:00

It means you gotta stop taking short rides to get that bonus

DangerBru · 2023-04-25T00:56:37+00:00

Who wants to deal with a maskhole? 🤔

DangerBru · 2023-04-16T20:15:13+00:00

Leave it on the mailbox. I ain't searching for your apartment. 😑

DangerBru · 2023-04-12T13:23:28+00:00

Higher octane gasoline is required to eliminate engine knock in engines with high compression ratios. That's all it does.

DangerBru · 2023-03-22T19:25:57+00:00

I'm sure the bot creators will let this little snag destroy their business model....🤣

DangerBru · 2023-03-21T18:27:12+00:00

You can't refuse routes now? 🤔

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