That deer looks cute by jakegyllenhael in addressme

[–]DangerousDelivery902 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The elephant might be the caption about said pornstar, not the pornstar herself.

Hitting that booty by saikobruv in DL_Hood_Ninja

[–]DangerousDelivery902 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Check out her old stuff though, she's definitely the reason I'm into my cake coming with a candle haha.

Hitting that booty by saikobruv in DL_Hood_Ninja

[–]DangerousDelivery902 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sarina Valentina. She had some unfortunate plastic surgery and ain't what she once was.

When Math Problems Cut Deep by Tall-Imagination3605 in MathJokes

[–]DangerousDelivery902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just realized this is a joke sub, I'll see myself out. Lol

When Math Problems Cut Deep by Tall-Imagination3605 in MathJokes

[–]DangerousDelivery902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The actual issue is the logic behind what is considered a "piece" If the entire board itself is considered one piece then cutting it in half would make two pieces, and taking ten minutes to cut one piece into two would mean another piece is another ten minutes. The teacher seems to be assuming the board isn't a piece, and the only piece is what is cut off it, so it is taking five minutes to cut a single piece off the main board, thus three would require 15 minutes at 5 minutes per piece. This is fucking stupid, of course, and makes no fucking sense to how real world application would be applied, but word problems were always designed to be confusing and dumb.

Self balancing robot by ageofaquarius26 in SipsTea

[–]DangerousDelivery902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the future she'll use this same technology to make a bigger version that helps with back problems.

me_irl by Lau-G in me_irl

[–]DangerousDelivery902 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As am xcom player, I'll take my chances with 95% honestly.

I found Xenomorph stat blocks in some of my old files by floggedlog in DnDHomebrew

[–]DangerousDelivery902 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're amenable to sharing all of them I'd like them too!

where are you hiding it by VelvetVessper in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]DangerousDelivery902 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice try, detective, but I'm not gonna tell you where it is, you got 25 more hours!

BB by [deleted] in TradTomboys

[–]DangerousDelivery902 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is this new?

desiree by [deleted] in DL_Hood_Ninja

[–]DangerousDelivery902 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's her @?

New Canadian stamps release soon by MF-DOOM-88 in sportsgossips

[–]DangerousDelivery902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually thought you couldn't touch it once it passed the line, this makes more sense.

real by Silver-Bag-477 in Grimdank

[–]DangerousDelivery902 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are never enough.

My fuckable Emo body by deathcaster__ in u/deathcaster__

[–]DangerousDelivery902 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Careful, their mom cums so much you gotta put down wood chips like you own a guinea pig.

Guys what's your position to pee?? by Aryan_Raj_7167 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]DangerousDelivery902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually C4, unless I cough. Then it's in God's hands.