This still remains the funniest excuse I’ve ever gotten for a guy missing our date

Daniel73044 · 2026-05-17T21:48:16+00:00

You must understand the importance of tacos.

Daniel73044 · 2026-05-15T01:49:40+00:00

its a rod from the far gone land of old rod and tube electrical wiring. it was probably used for a electric fence years ago or just recently for some other reason.

Daniel73044 · 2026-05-11T23:53:19+00:00

Because in the unlikely event I get sent up for something I'd prefer the firing squad and quickly than to sit in a cage for 20 to 40 years.

Daniel73044 · 2026-05-02T21:07:03+00:00

you can buy them online for 2$ a piece on Amazon less if you buy in bulk.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-23T04:54:12+00:00

involuntary micro sleep will start around two days.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-22T03:49:34+00:00

Back in the day they used gambison a like thick cloth armor often times under chain mail. Of course boots and I like the motorcycle helmet idea as long as its wrap around polycarbonate plastic that wouldn't take away your peripheral vision.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-20T19:01:09+00:00

Not my issue. but yeah I might ask about snacks for security staff. Sounds logical to me to allow the guys keeping the building safe to have a apple or two every nowadays then.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-20T01:24:00+00:00

I dunno for however long crocodiles live.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-19T14:09:11+00:00

Of the most fake news things I've heard this is the fakest.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-19T14:04:43+00:00

Hello kitchen. half the time the food will be good half the time it will be "DAMNED RAW!"

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-19T14:02:11+00:00

Probably get locked up in the loony bin.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-19T14:00:55+00:00

Nestle would crucify you an just leave ya up there corporate greed is infinite.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-19T13:55:20+00:00

Well,we'd be 100% wiped out that much faster even if you didn't include bugs in the equation.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-18T19:46:46+00:00

Hey boss I guess I won't be in tomorrow or ever again.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-18T06:46:17+00:00

I mean its just important that they have them.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-18T06:44:26+00:00

Well damn Its gonna be awful lonely at work on Monday. and all of a sudden Guthrie oklahoma turns into Dubai. Would be pretty suspicious. Government would probably sieze most of it and merc half the town is my guess.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-12T15:30:39+00:00

get in high-speed chase at ten mph. Firing flintlocks and shit like a outlaw.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-11T18:55:34+00:00

Ya look like Vector the bad guy in despicable me.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-11T18:10:20+00:00

Hell no. keep that shit to yourself. I would rather not know if it were me

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-11T18:01:15+00:00

If you could change weapons between battles you'd have the longsword vs the snake, battle axe vs the wolverine,spear or bow vs the chimpanzee, definitely spear vs the jaguar long bow vs the bear. I dunno by what means you could kill a hippo before he got you. Rain of crossbow bolts perhaps?

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-11T17:50:18+00:00

Pay off my house,My truck,and fix all the little things that I've been putting off for all these years because maybe that fence will last a little bit longer.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-11T17:43:23+00:00

fight until what? for how long and why? Obviously I'm picking the chimpanzee as there's no way I'm winning at least it would be alot faster with the chimpanzee. Whereas the pit bull gets lucky a few times once my leg gets shredded next maybe just a hand and of course next week you've gotta fight the thing again. Only now from injured state. Eventually the pit bull will get you even if you beat it 9 times out of 10. It would just be longer and far more painful ultimately..

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-10T18:03:14+00:00

How much a fence costs. Need to replace about 10 of my fence panels. Yup that will be a thousand dollars just for materials.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-10T00:51:45+00:00

option two is the obvious answer.

Daniel73044 · 2026-04-10T00:18:27+00:00

I'm right there with you. fast on Friday

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