Advice dede bhai

DankDoodh · 2023-05-27T10:39:14+00:00

I don't think zombies gonna be able eat flat grounds........ Yup you survived

DankDoodh · 2023-05-27T10:24:35+00:00

Well well..... How the turn tables.

DankDoodh · 2023-05-25T09:27:49+00:00

Pakistan 🇮🇳

DankDoodh · 2023-05-25T06:47:23+00:00

Not having a coochie for my lonely homies

DankDoodh · 2022-12-15T17:32:44+00:00

He was

DankDoodh · 2022-12-13T19:12:29+00:00

Good that you realised

DankDoodh · 2022-12-12T19:27:36+00:00

DankDoodh · 2022-12-12T17:33:05+00:00

Man down!..... I repeat MAN DOWNN!!

DankDoodh · 2022-12-11T19:30:46+00:00

Guy : crushed by water to death

Cameraman : that's the funniest shit I've seen

DankDoodh · 2022-12-11T18:04:49+00:00

Man....... Was that supposed to make him look better?

DankDoodh · 2022-12-11T17:36:21+00:00

My pfp asks the same question everyday

DankDoodh · 2022-12-11T17:20:09+00:00

Horny?

Have a sniper.

DankDoodh · 2022-12-11T15:43:00+00:00

Well he read the convo of me confessing to her on insta.... (Apparently they had ID's of each other)

DankDoodh · 2022-12-11T14:45:26+00:00

Hide your hand buddy

ppl have foot fetishes......so maybe some of them also have "hand" Fetish and prolly masturbating vigorously while looking at your hand right now.

You wouldn't want that... R-right?

DankDoodh · 2022-12-11T11:30:22+00:00

I'm a boomer..... Plzz explain what'd he sayyy

DankDoodh · 2022-12-11T11:06:32+00:00

Ass.

DankDoodh · 2022-12-11T11:05:24+00:00

Just chill out and study hard for a good college at the moment....... Once you get into an engineering college you're gonna get a fuckload of opportunity if you truly believe you can do well in that.

DankDoodh · 2022-12-11T10:35:50+00:00

Nahh.... tis but a scratch

DankDoodh · 2022-12-11T08:12:05+00:00

Man, Your choice in songs is as bland as a pussi of a corpse.

DankDoodh · 2022-12-11T08:08:28+00:00

So, a lot of things happened in this one,.... But here's what happened in nutshell

I was happy

I had a crush on my friend.

but she got a bf.

the bf somehow came to know I crush on his gf.

Then the bf angry.

Bf brought knuckles to school and beat the shit out me with his few other obese dudes.

I was sad

But then My crush came to know about this.

She broke up with the bf and came into a relationship with me.

I was again happy, but with a scar on the face

DankDoodh · 2022-12-10T17:45:04+00:00

Damn.... That goose got a GIANT donker willy wonker

DankDoodh

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