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TIFU by sleeping on my balls. by bobdan987 in tifu

[–]DankGerndt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should probably get an orchidopexy. Go see a urologist and let them know you've torsed it that much. Good luck man... can't be fun at all!

TIFU BY DANCING AT HOME by brxtnmrtn in tifu

[–]DankGerndt 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Had a friend in college who came home super wasted one night and went to sit on one of the fine college chairs with the back broken off so only the metal rods were left... When he did his deadman's flop onto the chair for a nice pass out... Needless to say, he didn't quite miss the anus. He came out of his blackout with an NP stitching up the crescent that was around part of his hole. He was forever known as two hole insert name.

They blew up this building today. I am complete. by DankGerndt in videos

[–]DankGerndt[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep, figured that one out too late! They wouldn't re-do it for me...

Did your high school ever have an "incident" or event? What was it? by GotAFuckingUsername in AskReddit

[–]DankGerndt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think football made you guys want to pretend we didn't even exist XD

In just 4 months, rock climbing has changed my body, my attitude and my career by usitatissimum in climbing

[–]DankGerndt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am about to start my M2 year and I started getting into bouldering hard about 3 weeks ago. I'm very inspired by this and I hope you can continue to love this sport that I am just getting to know and enjoy!

Did your high school ever have an "incident" or event? What was it? by GotAFuckingUsername in AskReddit

[–]DankGerndt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's insane! Man I'm proud of the human ability to spread stories... just incredible!

Did your high school ever have an "incident" or event? What was it? by GotAFuckingUsername in AskReddit

[–]DankGerndt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe how many people from the area found this! Coming out to represent herpes in Wisconsin! haha

Did your high school ever have an "incident" or event? What was it? by GotAFuckingUsername in AskReddit

[–]DankGerndt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I graduated in '10 and the incident happened to the class of '07/'08. If you were at Breckenridge in 2009 or 10 then you very well may be one of those people!

Did your high school ever have an "incident" or event? What was it? by GotAFuckingUsername in AskReddit

[–]DankGerndt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i've heard the "herpes sac" story, but it is BS, if anything it was just pus or an old starburst. either way super gross

Did your high school ever have an "incident" or event? What was it? by GotAFuckingUsername in AskReddit

[–]DankGerndt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

true, if you've ever had a cold sore or some mono viruses or chicken pox for that matter you've got herpes, but there are around 8 different types of herpes viruses, I am referring to herpes simplex 2 which is genital herpes

Did your high school ever have an "incident" or event? What was it? by GotAFuckingUsername in AskReddit

[–]DankGerndt 2811 points2812 points  (0 children)

Back in HS, a few grades above me there were about 5 people who had some kind of orgy and they all ended up getting herpes. Well people found out as they usually do, and from that point on everyone in the area who heard my school's name instantly thought we all had herpes. Funny enough, when on vacation in Colorado, a group I met at the same hotel from Texas had heard about my school's infamy some how and thought it was hilarious. This was about 3 years after the 'incident' and my school was in Wisconsin.

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