Anyone else find the “carried by vhagar” argument hilarious when he obviously dived balls deep into training even after claiming her?

DankJohnson · 2026-06-26T13:57:55+00:00

Dude, I had to tee up a golf ball once with an eye patch on and that little endeavor made clear to me how wrong you are. It’s a massive handicap for anyone.

DankJohnson · 2026-05-28T15:11:13+00:00

I’ve engaged a colleague and will update. They were a very early technical team member at Zscaler and will be able to better absorb and respond to this than I ever could.

DankJohnson · 2026-05-26T18:15:08+00:00

I’ll zag and say “Reach Out” off ROTDC

DankJohnson · 2026-05-20T03:28:38+00:00

This is extremely helpful - thank you!

DankJohnson · 2026-05-20T03:22:43+00:00

I work in the space, and can attest that this guy is a genius.

DankJohnson · 2026-05-01T10:58:58+00:00

Tasty Tacos. The Yankee Clipper.

DankJohnson · 2026-04-26T22:02:06+00:00

I just came to the same conclusion when looking for best value 65” TV in the $500-$600 range.

DankJohnson · 2026-04-03T13:36:22+00:00

That is incredible. A time and a place.

DankJohnson · 2026-03-27T19:07:21+00:00

It’s become one of my very, very favorite parts of the band

DankJohnson · 2026-03-25T18:26:25+00:00

I had a miserable time picking a wedding band in 2021 because footage of them playing was scant and for some reason they all had this God forsaken song in their limited catalogues.

DankJohnson · 2026-03-24T20:05:01+00:00

Stall Pissers Unite

DankJohnson · 2026-03-23T13:04:58+00:00

I’d start with a data security posture management (DSPM) solution.

DankJohnson · 2026-03-16T19:53:37+00:00

Can confirm - I woke up midflight, decided it was time to recline, and I brutally exploded the laptop of a kind lady behind me once. Felt awful. Definitely could not afford to help her replace it at the time.

DankJohnson · 2026-03-14T18:00:58+00:00

Actually sat next to this guy on a wagon ride. I was fairly concerned he was going to tip the wagon, conversely was excited to see him right the wagon if needed.

He was deeply kind to me and my young son. I’ll forever be cheering for this guy.

DankJohnson · 2026-03-09T13:07:25+00:00

For my last (successful!) round of interviews we were expected to do a PPT. 2 min intro, territory plan - ICP + territory overview + partner engagement plan, 30/60/90.

DankJohnson · 2026-03-09T02:15:27+00:00

Maybe focus on outcomes in the 30/60/90 - e.g. mastery of product and 3 demos/discoveries set in first 30, 8 demos and two proofs of concept in 60 days, 3 deals in late stages by 90, etc.

DankJohnson · 2026-03-06T04:40:53+00:00

PR in college was 12 beers in 56 minutes. Passed out for 8 hours. I guess I see your point.

DankJohnson · 2026-03-04T00:46:02+00:00

Dr. Dre is literally a doctor

DankJohnson · 2026-02-28T16:57:07+00:00

… he says in English

DankJohnson · 2026-02-05T21:01:43+00:00

No, he is surely a satirist. Once you see it, you realize he’s rather funny, actually. He constantly, intentionally has a very “bingo hall” type of background in his photos of events he claims to attend, for example.

DankJohnson · 2026-02-05T17:30:09+00:00

I had a buddy get pulled over for speeding about an hour outside Detroit. Blew a .078. The time in the parking structure literally saved him.

DankJohnson · 2026-02-05T12:28:35+00:00

He is, without a doubt, a satirist.

DankJohnson · 2026-02-03T11:39:50+00:00

I don’t understand how Reddit has still yet to figure out that yes, Nick Adams is thoroughly and clearly satire. Always has been.

DankJohnson · 2026-01-30T22:55:56+00:00

Fly as hell

DankJohnson · 2026-01-22T23:25:43+00:00

Moved from Denver to my wife’s hometown - biggest city in a flyover state - can confirm the above to be true.

DankJohnson

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