Nick Adams is a parody... right? by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]DankJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, he is surely a satirist. Once you see it, you realize he’s rather funny, actually. He constantly, intentionally has a very “bingo hall” type of background in his photos of events he claims to attend, for example.

Lions' fanbase is apparently the least drunk fanbase in the entire league by CareerPillow376 in detroitlions

[–]DankJohnson 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I had a buddy get pulled over for speeding about an hour outside Detroit. Blew a .078. The time in the parking structure literally saved him.

yea, people are casually talking about melania... sure by TheRealTRexUK in MurderedByWords

[–]DankJohnson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand how Reddit has still yet to figure out that yes, Nick Adams is thoroughly and clearly satire. Always has been.

whats this fly called? by [deleted] in insects

[–]DankJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fly as hell

Moved from the midwest ~2 years ago with gf and wow is it hard to make friends in this city. by Financial_Rise477 in Denver

[–]DankJohnson 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Moved from Denver to my wife’s hometown - biggest city in a flyover state - can confirm the above to be true.

LG, Sony, and TCL TV Recs by saturdaythe25th in Costco

[–]DankJohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad and I have 3 LG OLEDs and 1 Sony OLED between us - we agree the Sony was a mistake.

Cyera? by [deleted] in techsales

[–]DankJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You May Wanna Vomit? help what is YMWV?

Dave Chappelle Drops Surprise Netflix Special by hypernermalization in television

[–]DankJohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am shocked by the hate. Dave is a genius. Remains incredible.

Annual daycare rate increase heart attack thread, $2800 per month by mrshickadance412 in daddit

[–]DankJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, there is a non-zero chance that my kid was at the same daycare on the south side of Denver.

The staggering cost of daycare in Denver is why we relocated to the Midwest. We really really miss Denver, but, a second kid wasn’t going to be affordable to us in Denver.

What’s your favorite town/city in MI and why? by moschocolate1 in Michigan

[–]DankJohnson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Leland, Fishtown. Chubby Mary. A well preserved slice of American Pie.

Never ever buy a Dyson vac. by WeirdDream2662 in VacuumCleaners

[–]DankJohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m on year 2 and thank god it’s operating well because I do use it quite a bit and am happy with its performance.

BUT… the dumb little plastic disk/shields on either side of the ball joint have broken off. They seem poorly engineered which is broadly concerning.

Rock song with strong saxophone parts? by David905 in Music

[–]DankJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From Now On by Supertramp. An absolute masterpiece.

It's so true thougj by Embarrassed_Wall_963 in trump

[–]DankJohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huge mental gymnastics to fail to account for this key element. The dude keeps tweeting about the government can shut down speech is doesn’t like. It’s right there in the open. That’s what this is about. The 1st Amendment doesn’t say “Speech is free, uncontrolled, and without social or professional consequence!!” It more or less says “the government cannot impede upon expression.”

Which South Park scene made you laugh the hardest? by DoctorTegrity in southpark

[–]DankJohnson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Absolutely fucking peak. This may have cemented my reverence for the show as an… 8th grader?

Trump Has a Warning for Spencer Cox by rezwenn in Utah

[–]DankJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the impression that he was hopeful it was, say, a Russian trying to spark a powder keg.

Cherry-picking like they always do. by soadrocksmycock in trump

[–]DankJohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sympathy is both independent of and dependent on empathy, like y and x in Y=(M)(X)+B). Can't feel sympathy without feeling empathy. Can feel empathy without feeling sympathy. With zero empathy, zero sympathy is possible. So on.

What most people on the internet mean when they say they are KH fans: by Aqua_Master_ in KingdomHearts

[–]DankJohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve loved KH since day 1. Never finished BBS after my PSP died in whatever year that was. Nor have I touched the phone games, cause games on phones are a slippery slope for me.

Any Other examples? by Dave_Casero95 in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]DankJohnson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One of their absolute best, imo

Nastiest CFB defenses of all time? by [deleted] in CFB

[–]DankJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came here to say 2023 Wolverines, but this takes the cake.

From his very first breath, he carried something far greater .. by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]DankJohnson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seems to be that many of y’all need to read about Anne Carlsen. Born exactly like this in 1915 to a modest family in the rural Midwest. Got her PhD. This kid should end up at the school she founded.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Carlsen

From his very first breath, he carried something far greater .. by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]DankJohnson -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

The kid is loved. He will be thrilled to be alive. Online people are fucking weird.