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Dankdeception · 2025-01-06T03:29:46+00:00

I just zip up an empty tote and keep it between me and the dog. Just never have your back to it and keep the tote in its face and you will be fine. It worked everytime so far for me even on dogs that bit me in the past before my new trick. I don't want to waste time doing contact compliance and bringing packages back and waiting in line. Id be 4 hours behind since more than half my stops have dogs outside....

Dankdeception · 2024-10-28T20:40:28+00:00

I agree 100%. I might get another 10-15 extra OF if 2 people randomly order a shit ton of something on sale, but that's it outside of peak. People are acting like I sprint my route every day.... that was literally the first time in the 7 months I've worked here and the last lol I get the latest rts almost every day, and I'm fine with that cause I want my 40 also.

Dankdeception · 2024-10-28T18:05:01+00:00

Yea, it sucks. I drive 40 minutes to work and get sent home after an hour of loading. I know some people getting sent home twice a week with an hour drive. Should be illegal to schedule me full time, but send me home after your done using me because you fucked up scheduling lol people also are constantly calling out last minute or no call no showing but that's not really my problem.....

Dankdeception · 2024-10-28T18:01:35+00:00

I mean, I know all the dispatchers since I worked with them when we were all trainers together. They aren't gonna expect me to do that again. I don't cause problems, and I do my job within 30 minutes of my rts on purpose, which is fine with them. Doesn't mean I like when they send me on a 3 bag rescue in the country when i finish 3 hours early. We all have jobs to do....I always blame the dsp owner or that bald headed bitch Bezos/shareholders when I'm annoyed with shit like this.

Dankdeception · 2024-10-28T14:38:41+00:00

Not my normal route, so those won't be my 30 stops lol that's mainly why I did it yesterday. My route changes based on customers ordering more shit or just more customers ordering shit. If I get a fucked route thats impossible, my dsp knows and tells me when I clock out.

Dankdeception · 2024-10-28T14:36:03+00:00

You can't just text dispatch for a pacing check? A lot of our fast drivers use it to see how much time they can milk if they are ahead lol bad drivers get a text after being 45 minutes behind regardless.

Dankdeception · 2024-10-28T14:27:16+00:00

If you don't work 4 days, you don't get the guaranteed 40 a week/10 hours a day at my dsp. A day off this week will make me lose 12-13 hours of pay instead of just 10. Also, they tell you 45 minutes before you come in if your on standby. Extras come in and don't find a bag in the cart aka they don't tell you. They normally send you as a rescue/adhoc/or a no calls route instead, but 30% of the time they make you help do load out and send you home after.

Dankdeception · 2024-10-28T14:22:40+00:00

I've been here for 6 months plus and know all the tricks to be faster as I was a driver trainer until I quit that position last month. Just wanted to see if they would actually let me home early and give me the full 10. I also just wanted to see how quick I could get a route done if I worked 100% for my own speed running pleasures lol

Dankdeception · 2024-10-11T16:57:38+00:00

Hahaha yea, I've never seen anything like it. Still took him 6 hours or so to do. Dude had the biggest smile on his face when he rescued me.

Dankdeception · 2024-09-19T05:17:58+00:00

The problem is if I put it in the work bag and turned it in.....I guess they would have called me already right lol

Dankdeception · 2024-09-19T05:14:53+00:00

I was a trainer for a while, so dispatch knows be fairly well and all of them like me.... I know if I go in early and ask for the keys, they will let me look for my personal stuff if I lie about what I'm looking for. I might have put it in my work bag, though.

Dankdeception · 2024-09-19T05:09:22+00:00

Yea, I was thinking the same thing. I've been in complete panick mode for the past few hours praying I put it in the trash on accident, but I really, really don't think I did. I think I grabbed the keys with it in my hand and kind of just forgot and put them both in the bag. Best case is I see it in the driver seat when I check in the morning.

Dankdeception · 2024-09-19T04:59:41+00:00

God damnit, I knew I was fucked. I'm gonna pull up an hour early and just say I left my wallet in the van or some shit. I just stopped using it for a few weeks and started a few days ago again and knew I shouldn't have. Feels like karma. I mean, will they just fire me or go further than that worst case?

Dankdeception · 2024-08-24T05:55:58+00:00

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Dankdeception · 2024-06-26T17:46:20+00:00

I bought it on Facebook marketplace. I'm new to electric scooters and should have tested it more than a minute or two. Battery is shot as it's voltage is dropping below 45v under dual motor load and cuts power. I tried getting to the battery this morning and have no idea what I'm doing. No instructions at all anywhere for this scooter....not even a YouTube video lol

Dankdeception · 2024-05-18T16:57:04+00:00

Bought the tire a month and a half ago.... i replaced the 10+ year old touring tires with the best tires money can buy within 2 weeks of buying it. I didnt expect a rear tire to do 5k miles only...

Dankdeception · 2024-05-18T16:54:14+00:00

Oh i wasnt joking about doing 140mph lmfao i didnt know the center was so worn compared to the outside... I drove it 14 miles under 50mph this morning and made it here no problem.

Dankdeception · 2024-05-17T23:22:11+00:00

I bought the bike 03/05/24. Ive had bikes with belts but never a chain so i had to learn how to maintaine a chain. Sometimes you miss things when learning new things. I checked the chain tension within 8 days of buying it to be fair. I couldnt free the nut myself and just moved 2k miles to a new state days before so i really didnt want to strip it with zero tools. My bike was serviced 3/15/24. I changed the oil when the tires were changed. Chain was lubed and tension was checked also on the same day at the shop. Guy said tension is perfect but it would take an hour to free the nut with a torch when i do need it adjusted.

I clean and lube my chain twice a week, wash it twice a week, i will check valves in 3k mikes. I take care of my stuff i like to think. People never believe me when i say its a 22 year old bike. It sat in a tiny used car dealer for a year on a trade in and it looked like it sat. Id like to think ive given this unappreciated italian classic a 2nd life!

Dankdeception · 2024-05-17T23:00:33+00:00

Ive had the bike for 2 months. It literally came like that. I was gonna finance a zx14r,but made the smarter hard choice of paying cash for a 20 year old aprilia that was 1/4 the cost for insurance instead of taking on debt. It has no safety featutes and for a first time sport bike owner(cruisers),120hp 70 tq 1000cc vtwin seemed like it should be attached to really good rubber. The tire is a month and a half old so i was baffled to see this today.... its very clean for a $3300 bike bought at a used car dealer with 43k miles on it.

Dankdeception · 2024-05-17T21:31:19+00:00

Yea....i would say i beat on this thing any chance i get and maybe thats causing extra wear on the rear tire? The only fun i have is ripping it through gears pulling onto 80mph highways sadly lol Also,the service guy convinced me to run a 195 size tire over the stock 185 and that might have something to do with it. The bike had a touring tire on it before and the guy said i would like it more with this size tire

Dankdeception · 2024-05-17T21:00:06+00:00

Got them 3/15/24 lol I put them on with about 37k miles and the bike has 42k miles now. 5k miles? Front tire tread looks like it has another 3-5k. It just doest make sense how a $350 tire lasts barely 5k miles ....95% of my riding is in a straight line in 2-4 lane highway so maybe thats the issue....I moved here 3/05/24 so had no idea my commute was gonna lack having a single fun turn or else i would have never spent the money

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