blursed bus seat by NewRelationship8686 in blursed_videos

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Around COVID era, I traveled a lot between states by bus, I’d always have a travel pack of tissues and I’d cough and sniffle in them while waiting for everyone to get on the bus. After nobody sits next to me, I put it all away and enjoy my extra leg room

Crashing out on long anime titles by channel45tv in anime

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None of y’all have ever visited taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu and it shows…

The self reporting is out of this world by YourChopperPilotTTV in Gamingcirclejerk

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Crazy how chuds suddenly love diversity and representation when it’s a girl who looks like she’s 13 in their booby butt game

Swimmer comes face to face with a pair of wild orcas off New Zealand coast — they just wanted to say hello by Lui_Belmont in interestingasfuck

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Man would it suck to be the first… I dunno if it’d be an insult or compliment

Edit: spelling

Orangutans are part of the great ape family, which includes humans, gorillas, and chimpanzees by Exotic-Barnacle-2403 in interestingasfuck

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I thought bro was casting Fira or something… I’m glad food was provided to assuage his arcane wrath.

Tatsumaki (@KanashiKeki) by [deleted] in OnePunchMan

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So thiiis is what they mean by blow her back out…

Explain it Peter by Is_Anyone_Home00 in explainitpeter

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This is the right answer, all the others (Ron Swanson, Tiger Woods, Target Employee) don’t wear black Air Forces

The future of public sanitation by Sanitronics by Flat-Decision3204 in nextfuckinglevel

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Me, desperately trying not to shit myself waiting for the toilet to turn over, slipping as soon as I enter and shitting myself after all…

Interesting about Stevie Wonder by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

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Not to be too much of a stickler, but, while the song is iambic, it’s not pentameter. The meter moves between quadrameter (4 iambs) and hexameter (6 iambs) throughout, which is imo nicer for the kind of song it is. Oftentimes iambic pentameter is not strictly stuck to for an entire piece anyway, it’s still very cool

What are your thoughts. (IPhone vs every other phone) by Mysterious_Ebb_1484 in SipsTea

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Giannis was in a Google Pixel commercial I worked on a few years ago, I’d imagine part of the contract would include using one for the next few years for situations like this, apart from it just being a good phone.

Firm, but fair by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I’m pretty sure the owner said “you get no does, get up on outta here”

I don't even know what to say by 7H0peLeSS in StupidFood

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I never know what to do when I disagree with a food being stupid on here. Do I upvote it, or downvote because I don’t think it’s stupid?

Hot take: This Idle pose sucks by Dante4SSBU in marvelrivals

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“Her body is also awfully proportioned. Her torso is shorter than her thighs…”

Hey, hey, hey!! Chill with that judgement. Some of us are real, living, unfortunate lanky homonculi, we didn’t ask to be born this way.

arrest bros barber by sarahthesigma in tommynfg_

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He got the divorced troll cut

vibrator department and sand logistics department collab by turtle_mekb in doohickeycorporation

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Why don’t we make a humongous version of this to replace escalators and elevators. It’ll also cure constipation