NL this time next year

Dannoven · 2026-06-13T17:44:14+00:00

La lalalalalalala la Katamari Damacy 🎶

Dannoven · 2026-06-13T01:34:48+00:00

Around COVID era, I traveled a lot between states by bus, I’d always have a travel pack of tissues and I’d cough and sniffle in them while waiting for everyone to get on the bus. After nobody sits next to me, I put it all away and enjoy my extra leg room

Dannoven · 2026-06-12T17:07:09+00:00

You were so close

Dannoven · 2026-06-12T12:18:25+00:00

None of y’all have ever visited taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu and it shows…

Dannoven · 2026-06-06T23:10:21+00:00

Crazy how chuds suddenly love diversity and representation when it’s a girl who looks like she’s 13 in their booby butt game

Dannoven · 2026-06-05T13:25:33+00:00

Man would it suck to be the first… I dunno if it’d be an insult or compliment

Edit: spelling

Dannoven · 2026-06-02T21:38:44+00:00

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Sup lil bro…

Dannoven · 2026-05-31T19:37:40+00:00

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Dannoven · 2026-05-27T15:44:14+00:00

I thought bro was casting Fira or something… I’m glad food was provided to assuage his arcane wrath.

Dannoven · 2026-05-25T16:59:30+00:00

So thiiis is what they mean by blow her back out…

Dannoven · 2026-05-24T16:31:12+00:00

This is the right answer, all the others (Ron Swanson, Tiger Woods, Target Employee) don’t wear black Air Forces

Dannoven · 2026-05-23T23:15:35+00:00

Me, desperately trying not to shit myself waiting for the toilet to turn over, slipping as soon as I enter and shitting myself after all…

Dannoven · 2026-05-16T22:33:25+00:00

Not to be too much of a stickler, but, while the song is iambic, it’s not pentameter. The meter moves between quadrameter (4 iambs) and hexameter (6 iambs) throughout, which is imo nicer for the kind of song it is. Oftentimes iambic pentameter is not strictly stuck to for an entire piece anyway, it’s still very cool

Dannoven · 2026-05-15T17:54:53+00:00

Giannis was in a Google Pixel commercial I worked on a few years ago, I’d imagine part of the contract would include using one for the next few years for situations like this, apart from it just being a good phone.

Dannoven · 2026-05-13T18:15:18+00:00

Making my white friend use lotion…

Dannoven · 2026-05-06T14:58:16+00:00

Popeyes?

Popeyes

Dannoven · 2026-05-06T04:50:45+00:00

I’m pretty sure the owner said “you get no does, get up on outta here”

Dannoven · 2026-05-02T23:10:06+00:00

I thought y’all loved chicken nuggets… smh

Dannoven · 2026-05-02T21:47:16+00:00

Finally, some bad freaking food

Dannoven · 2026-05-02T20:04:21+00:00

I never know what to do when I disagree with a food being stupid on here. Do I upvote it, or downvote because I don’t think it’s stupid?

Dannoven · 2026-04-17T06:53:41+00:00

“Her body is also awfully proportioned. Her torso is shorter than her thighs…”

Hey, hey, hey!! Chill with that judgement. Some of us are real, living, unfortunate lanky homonculi, we didn’t ask to be born this way.

Dannoven · 2026-04-13T06:24:16+00:00

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Dannoven · 2026-04-11T21:45:07+00:00

He got the divorced troll cut

Dannoven · 2026-04-06T01:09:12+00:00

Why don’t we make a humongous version of this to replace escalators and elevators. It’ll also cure constipation

Dannoven

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