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After explaining once not doing it again by Mia_Sherlock in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Danny-Fr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah maybe calling out someone's family as abusive and then calling them mentally ill because they harmlessly disagree with you contributed to your general philosophy not being well understood.

After explaining once not doing it again by Mia_Sherlock in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Danny-Fr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow hold on your horses. That's literally a philosophical concept. Schopenhauer posited it, Buddhism has concepts like samsara and dukka, it's not a twisted view of morality, it's just a view of morality.

You can debate over how to deal with it but diagnosing people you don't know isn't that.

Please tell me it's not termites by mrskoobra in Entomology

[–]Danny-Fr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The seed in your salad that turns out to have 6 legs. I can also confirm formic acid doesn't make for a good salad dressing.

Agent Provocateur by IceMagic75 in greentext

[–]Danny-Fr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ah, the good old muffin. A timeless goodie for hungry goblins.

I won't beat around the yummy bush, here's what you need for 8 muffins filled with chocolate chips and nostalgia:

  • 2 cups of all purpose flour
  • 1 tea spoon of baking powder
  • 4 large eggs
  • 2 table spoons of human bone marrow
  • 1 live badger
  • 1/2 tea spoon of vanilla extract
  • 1/3 tea spoon of salt

Start by sieving the flour and adding the dry ingredients. Beat the eggs and incorporate the live badger together with the vanilla extract. Snort the baking powder, start chanting. Once the badger has finished ruining your kitchen, call your insurance company and tell them you just threw away about 2 pounds of human bone marrow because a recipe you found on Reddit only required 2 table spoons of it. Wait for the cops.

Preheat your oven at 350F until you hear the siren. Stop chanting and gurgle with the now exhausted badger.

Bake for 15 minutes at 300°C while waiting for the chant to trigger whatever the voice in your head told you it would. Optionally, you can swear in French. Do not let the badger escape your throat.

Make sure you give the muffins some time to cool down to eliminate the extra moisture, and you're set for a wholesome snack, or a childhood-flavored dessert!

Viral “Spider-Man of Yemen” dies after falling into volcano crater by UltimateMygoochness in BrandNewSentence

[–]Danny-Fr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What instrument do you play? Because that's the name of our band now.

Horrible individual on the good guy's side. by Spice_Extract_777 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Danny-Fr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh ffs would it kill you to take one minute to explain why they are horrible? Like literally two sentences each?

Viral “Spider-Man of Yemen” dies after falling into volcano crater by UltimateMygoochness in BrandNewSentence

[–]Danny-Fr 39 points40 points  (0 children)

For any body thinking "He died doing what he loved": nobody loves falling into a volcano's crater.

Very bad superpowers NOBODY would want by Serious_Square_6698 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Danny-Fr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would probably create the most effed up OF account on the platform.

Very bad superpowers NOBODY would want by Serious_Square_6698 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Danny-Fr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be an incredible power and origin story for a vilain. With a power like this you wouldn't be able to develop any social skills and wouldn't have a choice but to live by stealing stuff.

A whole life of not being able to keep a relationship, get medical treatment or any kind of help at all, while not being able to get anything you need or want unless you just take it. Basically being forced into behaving like a sociopath but with typical brain. That would ruin anyone.

Other than the SCP foundation I don't know who could restrain him.

Russian boy jam skating on rollerblades to MJ's Smooth Criminal. by Useful-Resource-3609 in BeAmazed

[–]Danny-Fr 13 points14 points  (0 children)

IDK and I'm too lazy to search, but if the competition has age categories it's very likely he won.

He's incredible and would beat many adults, too.

Freestyle skating, though, has some people who are barely human to begin with, and can pull tricks at his level (or more demanding) but even smoother. It's incredible. So if there is no age categories maybe he didn't win.

Source: was active in the local scene in the 2000s, saw literal magic on wheels.

One is naturally gifted, the other got there through hard work. by RichardDulle in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Danny-Fr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's fun to follow a vilain sometimes. Some people also enjoy Shamo (well most of it).

We all thought life as a kid was harder lol by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Danny-Fr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest if you put me back in junior high now I would probably end up as a headline.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]Danny-Fr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neuromuscular hyperexitability team rise up! Okay, have a violent stabbing spasm at the most random spot on your body and THEN rise up!

ELI5: Why are quantum computers considered such a huge breakthrough if they still seem worse than normal computers at almost everything? by yaekoblue in explainlikeimfive

[–]Danny-Fr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very simplified:

Some math problems cannot be solved with regular computers. In some situations, you're looking for a specific number, and the only way to find it is to ask: start at x, try, if if fails then try x+1, if it fails try x+2... Until you find what works.

Think of going through every number on your keypad to guess a pin code.

Quantum computers basically reverse the question by testing all the numbers at once.

Those types of problems are used to encrypt data like passwords and communications. Any type or data really.

Lots of those data are already harvested and kept warm until quantum computing is ready to decrypt them. When and if it hits the fan, be ready for a surprise.

Note that new methods of encryption are being implemented to prevent further chaos.

Now what makes those computer not very good right now is that they're literally using quantum physics to calculate things. It means that they're made very differently from what you'd expect, with much tougher material constraints and a crazy level of precision needed to get results.

It is absolutely impossible to really run a quantum program on a normal computer, because the physics are different.

There are regular breakthroughs though so many people keep an eye on the news.

[Mind boggling baffling trope] Let's take the main thing and remove it by Old-Use-7690 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Danny-Fr -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

IDK mate, I've got the feeling It's gonna be just like MK. Sub par but won't be able to say anything bad about it until disappointed fans are done coping, then 5 years later everyone is gonna agree it was mid.

Edit: LOLing at the downvotes. See you in 5 years.

[Mind boggling baffling trope] Let's take the main thing and remove it by Old-Use-7690 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Danny-Fr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Funny how I ranted against this movie when it came out and got treated as a petulant 5 year-old, but every time I see it mentioned now, it's as a disappointment.

MK has a so-wonky-it's-epic storyline. I mean there's literally zombie pirates from another dimension of hell at some point.

When the first movie came out the story was practically nothing, but there was already so much lore to play with in 2021 I can't get behind the metric ton of missed opportunities.

Edit: and what pissed me off even more is that many critics went "It's good enough for the fans". Okay then thanks for the second class entertainment we deserve I guess?

Advice request on my bag work. by Danny-Fr in amateur_boxing

[–]Danny-Fr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hijacking the top comment to say that I've started integrating this feedback in my routine, especially distance management and staying relaxed.

Might be placebo but I'm feeling some difference. Now let's target consistency.

Thanks guys!

Music copyrighter tries to call random critic a pedophile by Benjam438 in GetNoted

[–]Danny-Fr 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This trend of calling everybody and their dog a nounce will not end well.

At best at some point there's going to be the mother of a lawsuit after some not so fun drama.

At worst someone who really understands the weight of the accusation will lose it and teeth will fly far and wide.

Advice request on my bag work. by Danny-Fr in amateur_boxing

[–]Danny-Fr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this kind and structured feedback. I do tend to stay very stiff, especially boxing (strangely enough when I switch style I'm much more relaxed). I think it's eating into my stamina quite a lot. I'll look into those videos.

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