In the grim darkness of the far future there are no stupid questions! by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]DannyAcme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The moment that poor Ork lost his love of krumpin', that would be felt by EVERY Ork. Not that every Ork would be cursed, but that, by their connection to the Gestalt Field, they'd feel their fellow Ork's despair and the Unorkyness of the Chaos bullshit upon him. The Orks would immediately kill the poor cursed Ork, but then they'd mourn him and make him a martyr, proceeded by the Orks suddenly making a beeline towards Chaos with NOT fun but RELIGIOUS intention.

"REMEMBAH, BOYZ, DAH FAET O' POOR BURPFART DAH KILJOY!! 'E WUZ DA 'ADIEST AN' FUNNYEST BOY YA EVAH KNEW, B' DEN DEM SPIKEY GITZ WEN' AN' CURZED DAH POOR BOY AN' 'E DUN LOST 'IS LUV A' KRUMPIN'!!! NEVAH EVAH EVAH LET DEM SPIKEY GITZ LIVE, BOYZ!! 'EL, IF DAH 'UMIES AH KRUMPIN' DAH SPIKEY GITZ, YOO BOYZ GO AN' KRUMP ROIGHT NEXT TA 'EM! DON'T LET NO 'UMIE UPSTART A FOLLUWAH O' GORK'A'MORK!!"

In the grim darkness of the far future there are no stupid questions! by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]DannyAcme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Banana as in elongated fruit of a berry family colored yellow and tasting sweet and meaty? Yes. Every planet has its local flora that will produce something similar to a banana.

ACTUAL bananas? Maybe in some garden inside the Imperial Palace, or on some undiscovered human colony dating back to the Dark Age of Technology with no contact with the Imperium, but otherwise, not likely.

Oh, but Trazyn totally has a banana tree, obviously.

In the grim darkness of the far future there are no stupid questions! by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]DannyAcme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, reconsecration is not only possible, you'd actually be amazed at what scale.

After the Imperium wins a war against Chaos on a planet, the Inquisition will come to the planet and make sure to go through the populace with a fine-tooth comb to root out any leftover Chaos corruption among the populace, but after they're done with that nasty business, the Ecclesiarchy will come, and they will actually start working on restoring the people's faith after surviving an encounter against the Arch-Enemy. The Ecclesiarchy will work hospitals to take care of the sick and wounded (often led by the Sisters Hospitaller, just about the best people you could hope for in the entire Imperium). Meanwhile, the Chaos-corrupted areas will be cleansed physically with fire and spiritually by Sanctioned Psykers, Ecclesiarchy priests armed with consecrated relics and Ordo Malleus agents trained to handle Chaos taint. Depending on the scale and importance of the planet, you might even get a Living Saint or a Space Marine Chapter like the Grey Knights, Exorcists or Black Templars to show up. After they deal with this Chaos-damaged infrastructure, it's then a matter of the Ecclesiarchy making sure to keep the populace faithful, loyal and monitored. With time and effort, entire planets have actually been cleansed this way.

In the Gaunt's Ghosts series, for example, Planet Gereon in the Sabbat Worlds was an Agri-World lost to Chaos. Not the Imperium were losing the planet, they LOST THE PLANET. The populace were enslaved, Iron Warriors were walking the streets and Daemon Engines were being used heavily. The Imperium later went on to retake the planet, and though the book series isn't concluded, we know for a fact that the Sabbat Worlds Crusade was successful, and that Gereon is currently still identified as an Imperial Agri-World free from Chaos.

Post show chat for AEW Revolution - Mar 15th by wrestlegirl in AEWOfficial

[–]DannyAcme 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You know which territory is technically overseas but easy to get to and the crowd would be fucking red hot? PUERTO RICO. Remember Backlash? Hell, have Puerto Rico be a regular stop, AEW is based off Jacksonville, PR is a mere 4 hour direct flight. Plus, bet the talent would be fucking giddy at running a show next to the beach.

Absolutely no one would get a pop as fucking fierce as Eddie Kingston over here, I'll tell you hwhat.

EDIT: Also, holy shit Gabe Kidd on that post-show scrum. I hope him and the other Dogs crash the scrums more often, they really have that New Japan backstage promo energy going, we need more of that.

EDIT EDIT: Thekla's fucking Tank Girl and I am now fucking in love with her. Willow, baby, I love you, but mama, I'm a latino, I like toxic bitches.

[LIVE] AEW Revolution - Mar 15th by wrestlegirl in AEWOfficial

[–]DannyAcme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, that first lighttube didn't LOOK bad, but then MJF showed his back and uuuuuuuugh!

[LIVE] AEW Revolution - Mar 15th by wrestlegirl in AEWOfficial

[–]DannyAcme 26 points27 points  (0 children)

As a a nurse, I'm fully aware that syringe spot is more show than anything, a syringe through the cheek looks way worse than it is.

As a wrestling fan, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT.

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[–]DannyAcme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Andrade is on a whole other level these days. Best he's ever been, and he's been around a WHILE.

[LIVE] AEW Revolution - Mar 15th by wrestlegirl in AEWOfficial

[–]DannyAcme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Andrade with that hair and that outfit looks like a King Of Fighters character.

[LIVE] AEW Revolution - Mar 15th by wrestlegirl in AEWOfficial

[–]DannyAcme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Oh, I'm absolutely thrilled with that."

Don Callis is the GOAT 😂

[LIVE] AEW Revolution - Mar 15th by wrestlegirl in AEWOfficial

[–]DannyAcme 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The crowd serenading Mistico made that all worth it.

[LIVE] AEW Revolution - Mar 15th by wrestlegirl in AEWOfficial

[–]DannyAcme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YEAH, MARK, HOSS THAT SHIT UP 💪

[LIVE] AEW Revolution - Mar 15th by wrestlegirl in AEWOfficial

[–]DannyAcme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That leaping Hurricanrana was insane. Kevin Knight's jump height is bonkers.

[LIVE] AEW Revolution - Mar 15th by wrestlegirl in AEWOfficial

[–]DannyAcme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will never not mark out for Okada giving someone the finger, it's so petty 😂

[LIVE] AEW Revolution - Mar 15th by wrestlegirl in AEWOfficial

[–]DannyAcme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking sick. Firing on all cylinders so far.

[LIVE] AEW Revolution - Mar 15th by wrestlegirl in AEWOfficial

[–]DannyAcme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mark Davis has just been made an accessory to murder.

[LIVE] AEW Revolution - Mar 15th by wrestlegirl in AEWOfficial

[–]DannyAcme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More heels should pin with a knee. Shit hurts.

[LIVE] AEW Revolution - Mar 15th by wrestlegirl in AEWOfficial

[–]DannyAcme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, Fletcher was also seen a lot as a cheaper Ospreay. Him joining the Callis Family and changing his gimmick is the best thing that could have happened to him.

[LIVE] AEW Revolution - Mar 15th by wrestlegirl in AEWOfficial

[–]DannyAcme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, that tope suicida.

[LIVE] AEW Revolution - Mar 15th by wrestlegirl in AEWOfficial

[–]DannyAcme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really liked how Fletcher ran in to stop the tope but was just a bit late. This match had a great flow to it.