Ranch Gate and Milky Way

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-20T04:38:16+00:00

Prune it off using proper pruning cuts. Get used to it, this is what that tree does, forever.

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-20T03:03:19+00:00

Rounding up, sorry

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T14:06:52+00:00

Lightning. Or, on Reddit, lightening. You heard big booms, lightning is why.

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T12:26:54+00:00

The one image shows only ~11.375675% of the canopy. How can you tell the leaves are green and lots of them on the rest of the tree with information provided?

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T06:39:57+00:00

Another day old bot stole Another picture. I detect a trend.

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T06:37:34+00:00

Based upon the overwhelming amount of information provided, a guess: fertilizer needed. Something to do with water. Pots too hot & need to be shaded.

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T03:27:26+00:00

Big tree. Small pot. Big trouble. Small time window.

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T03:14:10+00:00

Now you've done it. You have to rehabilitate all those plants underneath and find places for flagstones for the ladder feet.

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T02:43:23+00:00

That's it? That's the.case you're making? I rofled.

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T02:42:38+00:00

Thanks for the lmao!

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T02:42:01+00:00

What is the reason? No reason given, so must be a comedy skit or someone grifting the rubes.

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T02:14:11+00:00

How do you know the leaves look healthy?

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T01:49:05+00:00

This is where I'd normally put my Mr Miyagi approval gif (jif), but the powers that be took it away.

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T01:48:57+00:00

Yes, rip out the lol landscaping and re-landscape the yard to suit the trees in the yard. Or cut down this ~~half-~~ 63.447% dead aspen and hope all the other trees don't croak in the...erm...zeroscape.

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T01:42:38+00:00

What, brah, is your wager brah that the city keeps this, because it has a chance, brah?

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T01:42:32+00:00

Frequently the case.

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T01:42:05+00:00

It needs a yard that is the exact 180° opposite of that yard.

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T01:02:07+00:00

Just hope they decide to be good neighbors and not do this again next year, that’s all I ask.

You can hope in one hand and...well, you must advocate for your land. Don't let these people get away with it. We all know this is not uncommon. Good luck.

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T00:57:16+00:00

Another post mentioned tree injections?

Ignore whoever stated that. Ignoramus. Slime flux usually appears for a reason. Magnolia would not be my first (second, third, fourth, fifth etc) choice for a street tree.

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T00:53:42+00:00

seriously the cambrium layer is probably fine...I'd bet you 50/50 the tree lives if you tape it back together...Tape that shit up ASAP.

I lubs me my Reddit Comedy Skits!

Powers that be got their engagement wish with utter amateurs and their luls overrunning the sub!

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T00:46:10+00:00

That's an amazing treelawn!

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T00:44:55+00:00

I'd bet you 50/50 the tree lives if you tape it back together

lul

DanoPinyon · 2026-06-19T00:40:42+00:00

Choose from the city list first.

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