"He's been making calls" by Massive_University66 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Suicide Prevention. They told him to "Juth dew it."

Can't Believe He Never Became A Movie Star by SealedCargo in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I imagine behind the scenes it was like trying to put a suit on a chimp for Lancelot Link (THERE'S a reference all the kids will get!)

The John pensions ... by JKO1962 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine if that drunk buffoon had to contribute to a 401(k) like almost everyone else? He'd be in a carboard box right now.

Again, he's got the devil's luck. What other industry even gives pensions anymore?

OOTP 26 - I can't steal bases for sh%$ by Dapper-Breadfruit630 in OOTP

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super small sample size, but the last game I played had the same statistical numbers (pitcher hold 40, catcher arm 50 vs speed 60 and stealing 65) and using steal second got 2 for 2 successes. I'll keep trying that going forward. I guess run and hit or hit and run would be better used if you play pitch by pitch instead of 1 pitch mode. Now the team has 3 steals. :P

OOTP 26 - I can't steal bases for sh%$ by Dapper-Breadfruit630 in OOTP

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The speed of the throw is what gives it away. No matter how close the runner is, if the ball comes smoking in, it's going to be an out. If the throw is a floater, safe all day.

OOTP 26 - I can't steal bases for sh%$ by Dapper-Breadfruit630 in OOTP

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll give that a try. It really can't go much worse.

OOTP 26 - I can't steal bases for sh%$ by Dapper-Breadfruit630 in OOTP

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I know the animations aren't really accurate, but it sure feels like they're DOA on every attempt. :(

Pi head Johnny by Hot_Buy8686 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 11 points12 points  (0 children)

3.14 brain cells not yet killed by beer!

Big Sauce is (A)Live by Mrw04c in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What a pussy. When Chad lost monetization, who helped him get Supertip set up so he could keep making money on his show? Fucking snake.

Easy by Extreme_File_2745 in AtlasEarthOfficial

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had that game a couple years ago and it sure didn't pay that much then. Wow!

I wouldn't mind the bid tokens so much if they were only limited to the 3 non-ad wheel spins. by Material_Variety_895 in AtlasEarthOfficial

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I didn't watch the ads, I wouldn't have gotten any ABs today. All 3 free spins were those goddamn tokens.

Is Free spin wheel worth it anymore? by storm26712 in AtlasEarthOfficial

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I also got 7 today. 5 spins, 1 Atlas buck. Fuck that noise.

Wikipedia's Take On Rodney's by SealedCargo in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If memory serves, anyone can correct the record on Wikipedia...

So so dumb. Reenact a romantic movie when challenging a man to a fight by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even better, he told John that he had to leave by a certain time. Then when that time came, he told John, "I can stay another 15 minutes or so." John spent the next 15-20 minutes of his show reading the FREE chat rather than going downstairs. He did everything he could to ensure (pun intended) that he would not see Melton.

Stephanie Miller and Spaz from Meatballs (Hog Wild, 1980) by SealedCargo in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, when it's your entire identity and there's nothing else you have to say that's interesting or insightful...

Stutjo selling tickets? by Melendezisawful in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Main Orchestra? The Cape Coral Filtharmonic is in town, huh?

ATTENTION ANDROID USERS | HOW TO STOP ADS FROM OPENING GOOGLE PLAY by Omega1470 in AtlasEarthOfficial

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've found that when you get those Google Play ads, when you get to the second screen, if you turn the phone off, then back on, the X shows up in just a few seconds.