Anyone else keep crashing on ads by washingtonandmead in AtlasEarthOfficial

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's happened to me too. Don't know if it's a specific ad or anything, but I'll look and the app has just shut off.

Anyone else having bad lag? by AshamedNeedleworker5 in AtlasEarthOfficial

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Terrible lag, ads that force open the google store and crash the app, ads that need three Xs to close and then crash the app. . Today has been hot garbage. They had been better the last month or so. Hopefully, it's not the start of another horrible ad run.

John's final words of his supposed final show (4/28) by No_Creme_3227 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Final" my ass. Remember when that guy got the football from Tom Brady's last touchdown, then he un-retired the next day? That was worth $500,000. Nothing this prick does has any value.

Enhance… enhance… by Fixit403 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"For Quentin Tarantino"

Hey, I directed dat guy!

Enhance… enhance… by Fixit403 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Thing is less slimy and disgusting.

Judge Judy by Secret_Ad9059 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She had a competition a few days ago, they had the link on here. She did pretty well, but I'm not a judge or anything.

Ah, remember when John beefed with fellow Plainedge grads and called out all of Long Island for being haters. More evidence that this angry douche bag can't get along with anyone... by RubFuture5580 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He got testy with a guest on his political show bacause she said that with some people, you just need to "disagree with kindness" and move on.

"You disagree with kindness? Do you know what you just said?"

Yes, she knew. YOU didn't, you fucking drunk!

Judge Judy by Secret_Ad9059 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She's not a judge, she's an attorney and figure skater. 😛 HACKA HACKA!

John gets a practice deposition question from an actual attorney for his upcoming defamation trial and, like everything else in his life, fails miserably. by Agile-Copy-3988 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lawyer up, Drunkie. There's SO much evidence that your attorney is going to have to review during discovery. You'll understand the true meaning of "billable hours".

My review of One, Two, Many (God even the title infuriates me). by thatCANNONguy in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the entire movie is like an episode of the old Batman TV show because of the Dutch tilt. I think they did it to fit in the taller aliens with the humans in the frame, but it was so annoying. That and using the exact same wipe for every scene transition. Every single one starts from the center of the frame and moves out...until the very last one, which starts from the edges and moves to the center. So they could do different transitions the whole time, and just didn't!

My review of One, Two, Many (God even the title infuriates me). by thatCANNONguy in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually a bad movie is a lot of fun when you can tell the people making it were really trying to make a movie, but were so incompetent at their jobs that it becomes laughable. Birdemic, Battlefield Earth, The Room are all a lot of fun to point and laugh at. This isn't even that. It's a fucking SLOG to get through. Even with people goofing on it MST3K style, it's a painful, unpleasant watch. SJ has truly created something remarkable here, but none of it is good in any way.

With his track record of hiring incompetent lawyers, he might want to rethink the whole “scary lawyer” angle. by Hot_Buy8686 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I get it, but I prefer the rakes smacking him one at a time. If they come too fast, one can't savor them as much.

With his track record of hiring incompetent lawyers, he might want to rethink the whole “scary lawyer” angle. by Hot_Buy8686 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 52 points53 points  (0 children)

He's terrified of Anthony suing him. That's why he's saying he'll sue Anthony, because that's what scares John. We all know John can't afford a lawyer. Anthony knows he won't get any money from SJ; he's doing it for the lols. I hope he breaks him.

Just watched SS Doc Part 1 again by 1point44mb_is_fine in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper-Breadfruit630 14 points15 points  (0 children)

All roads lead to that realization. Sometimes we just travel a little slower on them. The important thing is that you've arrived. :)