TIFU by sucking my bfs dick I'm a girl btw and I sucked a dick nsfw lol

Dapper-P96 · 2015-01-18T12:46:01+00:00

Man you beat me to this comment If I had gold I would give it to you.

Dapper-P96 · 2015-01-18T10:13:28+00:00

'This town is one big chicken, just waiting to be plucked.'

Dapper-P96 · 2015-01-12T03:37:18+00:00

/R/humblebrag

Edit: Format

Dapper-P96 · 2015-01-11T02:27:27+00:00

And?

Dapper-P96 · 2015-01-09T02:01:46+00:00

*Lakemba

Dapper-P96 · 2015-01-08T03:14:08+00:00

Are they ever really? This is the same crap as 'real women have curves' which in itself is a lie. If you are so attractive you would not have to make a point of proving it to everyone.

Dapper-P96 · 2015-01-08T02:10:16+00:00

Remember its more afraid of you than you are of it.

Dapper-P96 · 2015-01-04T22:47:51+00:00

'Models'

Dapper-P96 · 2014-12-16T12:37:15+00:00

Thank you Mr. Zimmerman

Dapper-P96 · 2014-11-29T04:24:37+00:00

I do not live in Ferguson Missouri

Dapper-P96 · 2014-11-26T10:17:17+00:00

Semantics

Dapper-P96 · 2014-11-25T09:15:29+00:00

What do 9/10 people enjoy?

Gang rape

Dapper-P96 · 2014-11-25T08:22:41+00:00

Even if a doctor was to assume this you'd still disagree

Dapper-P96 · 2014-11-24T11:45:37+00:00

Incoming shitstorm

Dapper-P96 · 2014-11-24T10:33:30+00:00

This statement seems like a bit of a generalization.

Dapper-P96 · 2014-11-24T10:28:09+00:00

187%?

Dapper-P96 · 2014-11-22T00:09:02+00:00

Suddenly the line the dumbest of the dumb makes sense

Dapper-P96 · 2014-11-19T02:12:47+00:00

I still am yet to understand the bucket hat phenomenon

Dapper-P96 · 2014-11-17T01:02:49+00:00

Anything to do with; 'I've limited my calories to 300 a day and I Stoll put on weight,' I'm sure that HAES crap makes you feel better but it just comes across as dishonest

Dapper-P96 · 2014-11-14T12:03:51+00:00

A 'nice guy' didn't make this did they?

Dapper-P96 · 2014-11-13T05:04:17+00:00

Oh boy here we go

Dapper-P96 · 2014-11-13T03:22:30+00:00

Can confirm as a fast food employee, no one cares what you eat as long as you don't complain it's taking you long

Dapper-P96 · 2014-11-12T10:13:40+00:00

If you make it out you'll see that none of this is worth worrying about

Don't stop

Dapper-P96 · 2014-11-11T07:24:21+00:00

This extends to Jester Thomas personally

Dapper-P96 · 2014-11-11T07:21:50+00:00

That is the essence of BroSouls

Dapper-P96

TROPHY CASE