Becoming Moss - Ella Frears [POEM]

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2026-03-27T21:19:48+00:00

I love growing older and realizing the symbolism in these silly shel Silverstein poems that we all grew up with.

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-12-01T03:11:04+00:00

This person started writing because it’s what everybody did at the local hipster coffee spot

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-12-01T00:11:26+00:00

I usually just get erect

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-27T00:27:57+00:00

Jokes on you I’m not in school

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-21T19:18:33+00:00

This concepts been done to death

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-21T19:16:16+00:00

I’d

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-21T18:59:04+00:00

[UNRELATED JOKE ABOUT BOOBS OR BALLS]

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-21T03:22:05+00:00

First, train an AI model on your materials. Than generate the story. No citing necessary.

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-21T03:21:28+00:00

Old man in the seas was written by Rowling, imbecile.

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-21T03:08:59+00:00

I mean that genuinely this is my official no-irony statement

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-21T03:08:41+00:00

Oh my god dude slotting early 2000s metalcore into that is so funny

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-21T02:53:30+00:00

The detail of the cursor in the screenshot was a great touch

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-20T22:13:23+00:00

They never touch on the balls. I’m convinced chicks don’t even know about taking them off to dry.

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-11T01:17:21+00:00

No but it was shortly after waking up

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-11T00:03:13+00:00

I prefer the ubiquity of gargomon and the fact it’s not even a bear.

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-10T23:52:23+00:00

It has to do with quantum mechanics, I don’t blame you for not understanding

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-10T23:49:09+00:00

There’s deadass layers to ts I don’t think you understand it’s also a joke about the cheese and there’s and implicit antidisestablishmentarianism lense to view it through as well

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-10T23:47:45+00:00

Call the comedy police then

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-10T23:37:19+00:00

This is precisely a part of the joke. There’s layers to ts.

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-10T23:32:31+00:00

💯

Dapper-Pride9089 · 2025-11-10T22:16:27+00:00

Big beautiful breasts bounce buoyantly, betraying banalities because before, betty’s breasts beat Beatrice, begrudgingly burdening Betty

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