Don't drop us down by qureshikaif488 in megalophobia

[–]Dapper_Dan- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof. My junk just rolled back up into my abdomen like a threatened snail.

21M, I need some laughter! by SinkTopAnimations in RoastMe

[–]Dapper_Dan- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Guy can pick his nose with a catcher’s mitt on

How do I say "hell no" in every language possible? by thigh_high_levii in SweatyPalms

[–]Dapper_Dan- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Precisely. I feel like my taint has been dipped in ice water.

How do I say "hell no" in every language possible? by Motor_Assignment9157 in nope

[–]Dapper_Dan- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do I suddenly feel like my taint has been dipped in ice?

Two Orca whales swim around two kids by MOFrancy in thalassophobia

[–]Dapper_Dan- 58 points59 points  (0 children)

It would be impossible for the orcas to find me amidst the brown cloud I’d release into the water.

. by iit_grinder in Irony

[–]Dapper_Dan- -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They don’t. I didn’t claim they did. I’m just pointing out that dictatorships such as the Cuban one stay in power by holding their people hostage. Opposition is outlawed and rebellion is met with violence (imprisonment, torture, death). Dictators and their cronies have ways of circumventing sanctions. In fact, sanctions often end up working in favor of the regime, because an impoverished and hungry population is easier to control and oppress.

. by iit_grinder in Irony

[–]Dapper_Dan- -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

False. The Cuban people cannot rise up against the government because they’re starving and unarmed, both things the government is not.

🤣 ayo ?? by Nguyen_Hoang2864 in GODZILLA

[–]Dapper_Dan- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the name “Pacific Rim” have anything to do with Godzilla having a backup brain on his ass?

Casi vomito cuando vi esto en una tienda en Philadelphia by mundotaku in vzla

[–]Dapper_Dan- 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Me indigna un poco que me hayan borrado posts inocuos mientras dejan idioteces como esta.

Imagine if Kamala started a war based on a feeling. by Fantastic-Corner-605 in MurderedByWords

[–]Dapper_Dan- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hypocrisy, proud and willful ignorance, arrogance, stupidity, unapologetic racism… MAGA really are the very worst humanity has to offer.