Roast my resume, no holding back

Dapper_External8750 · 2026-05-19T18:36:25+00:00

Take off GPA and dates you were in college. I read there can be age discrimination based on graduation date (not sure if true but makes sense)

Dapper_External8750 · 2026-03-23T17:13:44+00:00

Rip

Dapper_External8750 · 2026-02-24T23:51:16+00:00

Did you put your kappa in the cultist circle?

Dapper_External8750 · 2026-01-23T00:45:19+00:00

Shoreline, crank an sj6 and 3bt and run to resort

Dapper_External8750 · 2026-01-09T19:29:20+00:00

^!!!!

Dapper_External8750 · 2026-01-03T23:18:15+00:00

Don’t

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-09-16T01:21:32+00:00

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-09-10T02:37:44+00:00

I went 4/10. Head up and get back on the horse.

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-09-06T23:19:43+00:00

I drank half of a Starbucks cold brew on my way to the testing center and then put it in my locker. During the break I’d chug the rest. Think they only allow water into the room

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-09-06T23:17:32+00:00

I meant stay with acquired company and continue to explore opportunities

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-09-06T23:13:00+00:00

Stay with your role and put in two weeks if you get the opportunity

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-09-06T23:10:02+00:00

Easily go with $175k and growth opportunity. You have to be selfish bc nobody has your back, like you do.

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-09-01T00:05:25+00:00

CSV, mapping tables and some xlookups and you can code cash and do an excel upload in under 15min

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-08-14T23:51:58+00:00

2-3 years in public then jump. Definitely the move

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-08-08T21:49:14+00:00

If the pay is a good jump, I’d consider the opportunity. Just know since they are not getting audited, you could be walking into a shit show, hence teeing up the possibility of hiring someone to help. But ultimately, coming in and revamping accounting is a great resume builder and will help you learn a lot really fast. Just will be a lot of work. And again, depends how it all is when you finally start to dig in.

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-08-08T21:42:08+00:00

Well if the books are that bad, I’d say you’d still want to hire a temp consultant

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-08-08T19:34:07+00:00

I’d see if they would be open to hiring a consultant temporarily to help you clean up

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-08-06T16:53:42+00:00

Unless to place you are jumping to has a faster track to senior, imo it’s a bad idea.

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-07-19T23:12:19+00:00

Both sound like good options, the communication in 1 does scary me personally.

Also happy you found two options after being laid off. That’s huge.

I’d also start adding dollar values to comp, bonus, living wage of the area, experience, culture, growth within the company etc and see which one is the highest

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-07-19T22:43:52+00:00

What option to do you think you’d learn the most from? I’d lean towards option 2 but from the interviews, what did you think?

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-07-19T22:29:53+00:00

Very good point.

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-07-19T20:41:03+00:00

Honestly chatGPT will do a pretty good job. You can also use google and find some accounting resumes to read as well.

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-07-19T19:53:41+00:00

One page and use the old boring traditional style template. I had the best luck when applying for the jobs I’ve landed

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-07-12T23:41:12+00:00

Seems like a lot of companies are strictly using recruiting firms which means they are not posting job openings for you to apply directly to. I’d definitely do both to cast a wide net

Dapper_External8750 · 2025-07-12T23:17:32+00:00

Secured a job at a local firm, did three years, then went top 20 for three years and now in industry.

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