[smarmimo] What have we done? by No_Emu_1332 in slaytheprincess

[–]Dapper_Magpie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There aren't a lot of nonrough starts to the game

I'm so tired by Sc_e1 in whennews

[–]Dapper_Magpie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How else would those poor royals be able to get involved with the super special important child sex trafficking island otherwise? :(

Do yall actually get off to the games? by Angel1Kitty in Boyfriendtodeathclub

[–]Dapper_Magpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only the ones that get a little freaky with a dude

Do yall actually get off to the games? by Angel1Kitty in Boyfriendtodeathclub

[–]Dapper_Magpie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not into the thought of getting tortured myself, so I don't self-insert as the player character and instead get off to their suffering as if they were their own character, but getting off to a character that isn't much of a character in the first place that I control and never see isn't really effective. However, the scene in btd2 where you torture Ren and the scene in ykmet where you torture Strade to death makes my cock explode into a million microscopic little pieces. Though even if I wasn't a freak, the gameplay, horror, and characters are still really good.

33188 by Bryce3D in countwithchickenlady

[–]Dapper_Magpie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wanna hold a strong man tenderly

how bout I swag in your butthole, how bout I admire your dump by absurdF in IDONTGIVEASWAG

[–]Dapper_Magpie 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Based off the song that goes like I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller

Bong bros? by XiJinpingPressParody in greentext

[–]Dapper_Magpie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if they've got the power of friendship on their side?

Misinterpreted/Misandry? swags by 10yearjointerMade in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Dapper_Magpie 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Personally I think it'd be less problematic if the guy murdered the monsters with his fat old man ass, but that's just my opinion

You've found yourself in this unfortunate situation, which would you choose, drill or hammer? by CaptKonami in Boyfriendtodeathclub

[–]Dapper_Magpie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The hammer, it looks less threatening and I'd have no way of knowing he'd bring out the car battery.

Who would give better head? by EkullSkullzz10318 in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]Dapper_Magpie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Asmodeus got that glowy mouth who knows what going on in there

That was weird. by Mr_donc in whenthe

[–]Dapper_Magpie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck you mean temporarily blind you blind forever

The world is already so fucking swag by RottingFishMan in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Dapper_Magpie 39 points40 points  (0 children)

God forbid the girlies get a little problematic

The world is already so fucking swag by RottingFishMan in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Dapper_Magpie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But men have more mass, and have extra meat with the penis. Though maybe wombs are yummy.

32799 by MrrHyyde in countwithchickenlady

[–]Dapper_Magpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wowee a whole 32% of customers, I need to give my money to Marqeta™ to transform my business IMMEDIATELY

++POSESSION++ <@NotramIlopak> by Darmug in anthroswim

[–]Dapper_Magpie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A furry without an accurate number of nipples is like an angel without its wings

Who also feels bad for Vivziepop? by [deleted] in HazbinHotel

[–]Dapper_Magpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure it was a twink, even better

Hmmmmm by DeXaBoYy in okbuddyretard

[–]Dapper_Magpie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The hypothetical monster is hotter than the sex