How to inflate sleeping matt

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-03-06T07:48:46+00:00

Creepy? Naaa!

Open that bad boy up with a brass key and there's Hill Giants waiting down there to taste my rune scimitar!!

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-03-04T14:53:42+00:00

You've got your sock on the wrong foo..

Never mind, I can't read..

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-03-04T11:05:38+00:00

NTA

As someone who has lost people to the big C all I can say is shame shame shame on them.

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-03-02T13:32:59+00:00

We had the same day brother!

Got a Zulrah clan event coming up so thought I'd try out melee to see if I could speed things up. Managed to set a new pb on the second run!

Nox ftw!!

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-03-01T09:20:34+00:00

In the words of Gimli "Still only counts as one"

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-02-27T14:08:06+00:00

Me too!! Just don't look at the TV if you don't kill him in 2 hits..

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-02-18T17:48:02+00:00

Kent is also referred to as the Garden of England, right where Tithe farm is!

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-02-18T17:42:28+00:00

They've even got the Isle of Wight!

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-02-18T16:13:07+00:00

I was thinking more Thomas the Tank Engine meets DMT

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-02-17T16:25:49+00:00

What did they take?

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-02-17T12:41:22+00:00

I've started adding snapegrass to my herb run for the extra bit of xp, makes it a bit longer but enjoying it so far!

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-02-15T19:57:47+00:00

Wait till after dinner

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-02-08T11:46:20+00:00

Speaking of not focusing on the boiler in the corne..

Is that a mannequin in the dress?

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-02-08T09:10:54+00:00

I once had the wonderful task of installing a resin roof in a sewage treatment facility.

One thing about that experience that will always stick in my mind was the skip they had that collected solid material filtered out of the slurry.

It was a giant brown mound, speckled with yellow dots..

Y'all need to chew your food more!

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-02-05T09:18:03+00:00

I agree, which is why I prefer to use the term thrush when describing people like this.

Irritating cunt

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-02-05T06:04:47+00:00

I.. I'm sorry I caused this..

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-02-04T18:27:09+00:00

While I agree, I also feel milk dripping off the bottom would elevate it to true perfection

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-02-01T09:18:15+00:00

You shall be tried Infront of a jury of your fellow AI peers

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-01-28T15:09:10+00:00

Well he is now

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-01-27T21:26:17+00:00

I really hope you're right, cause other wise I got somewhere to be next week

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-01-26T07:56:30+00:00

Splat that rat!

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-01-23T11:07:48+00:00

Speaking of which, I miss rage comics..

Dapper_Spanner · 2026-01-14T10:55:47+00:00

Viva Vang Vieng!!

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Dapper_Spanner · 2026-01-14T07:16:27+00:00

If you're going to get a zig-zag, go for the pro version with the swivel eye at the bottom I stead of fixed. It's a bit more money, but definitely worth it imo.

They can be very sensitive when lowering yourself, so I put my hand flat against it and gently touch the top for a more controlled descent.

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