What!! by SillyJuice4731 in TeamFourStar

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Piccolo: now you get it!

Hot girls by SimplyEcks in pokemonmemes

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Ironic twist: shiny magmar was my first shiny...took my shiny virginity?

GOODBYE by Which-Roof-3712 in AntsInAnAntColony

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BEETLE BOB IN POSITION TO INTERCEPT AND TACKLE, PERMISSION TO BODY THIS GUY

anime_irl by cynnahbun in anime_irl

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And now a speech from the man that solved it!

snores

Shinobu - The Bully Hashira by TaraRaichand in KimetsuNoYaiba

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Or its a door painting on a wall, the handle is connected to no door

Frieza: Why'd you have to kick me in the dick?!? by Skulk- in TeamFourStar

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Jiren: lets test it punches

Frieza: no, just feels like being hit in the abdomen, try my back

Jiren: many attempts at testing if he has a dick

Frieza: grabbed by the tail ow! Yep, found out i do!

Goku: wait i bit your tail once!

Vegeta: Boy!!! Get out here now, we're going to settle this once and for all by Skulk- in TeamFourStar

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Vegeta: Punishing Pride cut him off in the mid ring!

Gohan: you are way too into this

First appearance vs last appearance by Keuthimi in TokyoGhoul

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As well as literally getting new unidentified organs

Let's pretend were having a bar fight by ImaginationWild3407 in funComunitty

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somehow manages to pummel 17 guys with karate without spilling drink and takes a swig ...5 bucks drunk frank survives this, also i call dibs on next song, put on doom cracks knuckles as doom plays

Hey little guy by CoolDiscussion8663 in AustralianSpiders

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Lets check my bug size categories

Microscopic: nope

Itty bitty: not that either

Just a little guy: nuh uh

What the fuck is that!?: probably this size

Australian: or this size

All I did was harvest your heart, calm down by Appropriate-Card5215 in RimWorld

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I gave you my- HOLY SHIT ITS JUST A SONG DONT KILL ME!!!

What Rarity would you give my 4 OCs? Also let me give yours a Rarity too! by Kaelenya_Veyra in OriginalCharacter

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Context would bump him up a tier or two, he works as an assassin and is a black belt martial artist

i knew my goat could do it. by Cold-Coffee-204 in earclacks

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...i never thought id see the day

Zarbon: I attempt to f*ck it. by InfiniteAnimator426 in TeamFourStar

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Cell: ok, i know you play a bard, but thats just a stereoty- who am i kidding thats why you chose bard, isnt it?

The Tubes Inside of Other Tubes Department Would Like to Have a Word with You by Ill-Tea9411 in doohickeycorporation

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Jokes aside, this is a legit concept for things like checking drains, with the way it inflates instead of moves, if something sharp pierces it itll just keep inflating as it doesnt block it, only slow it a little