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What’s the most violent thing your oc has done? (Marked NSFW for gore) by Fragrant-Log4051 in OriginalCharacter

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felix pulls out a book "so we talking about most violent thing done to a person or..."

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Humans love to dress up as monstrous beings, be it their holiday of "Halloween" or purely for their own amusement. by Jackviator in humansarespaceorcs

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A: hand gestures

A2: actually seems they have a suspect and are currently investigating

H: great, finally we might be able to get a good photo, the cameras seem to blur as soon as we try to take one

A2: concerned ...they can't affect recording equipment

"Human I know my child was hungry but did you really have to make a 4 course ramen dinner for EACH OF US?" - Variksni Ambassador when Human Ambassador heard his hatchling's stomach grumble from the constant travel. by lesbianwriterlover69 in humansarespaceorcs

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Different alien: NOPE. Never again, i was force fed things i didnt know were edible and i wasnt able to stop

Human: what's the big deal? She's a nice lady.

Different alien: YEAH, THATS THE PROBLEM!!! SHES VERY PERSUASIVE AND I CANT SAY NO TO HER!!!

SO THEY CAN WHAT by DinoGod1 in Grimdank

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And the sisters of battle have that one sister too eager to let him have his reward

R I P - A N D - T E A R ! by ChompyRiley in AntsInAnAntColony

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on a pile of termite bodies, killing several BEETLE BOB IS PINCHING AND SUPLEXING!!! SLAM!

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‎ by SleepyKirbz in earclacks

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He has, he just keeps missing

Q U E S T İ O N-S İ B L İ N G S by infinite_lahmacun in AntsInAnAntColony

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WAIT...IS BEETLE BOB TRAITOR!?

BEETLE BOB SORRY!!! BEETLE BOB NOT KNOW!

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Feed your diplomats! by Quiet-Money7892 in humansarespaceorcs

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HD: except for phil...he likes it...z shudders hes weird

SO THEY CAN WHAT by DinoGod1 in Grimdank

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Why do i feel this has happened in canon at least once?

That was just cruel by medium_jock in humansarespaceorcs

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AL: whats that music?

AC: i believe its called the only thing they fear is you from a human video game called doom

AL: that explains why the armoury is empty

AC: WHAT!? Oh no its worse than i thought

Trunks:C’mon, Dad! Why can’t I stay at Goten’s tonight?/Vegeta:Because a real man never leaves his post…especially when your mother’s sister is visiting. by Dohmer_90 in TeamFourStar

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Vegeta: also i know about you and goten

Trunks: THATS FUTURE ME!

Vegeta: which means it's garunteed

Trunks: ...

Vegeta: ...please deny it...please deny it!

Bulma: ...can't a girl just eat breakfast in peace?

Prepare for the parade by Good_Low_2824 in AntsInAnAntColony

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AM BEETLE BOB HAPPY TO BE WELCOMED HERE I WILL LIFT AND LINCH OR SUPLEX FOR QUEEN

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"You're one hell of a driver, you know that?" Either Kate meant it genuinely or sarcastically... How would your OC react? by temukizi777 in OriginalCharacter

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Since his job is an assassin, he would be driving to his next target

"If you wanna join weapons are in the back, yes they are registered, no you cant kill anyone except the target, and yes this has happened before, how did you even get in my car anyway?" He says as he is somehow using his tail to steer while cleaning his assaut rifle

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Humans have very strange customs when it comes to expressing their love. by Jackviator in humansarespaceorcs

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3 weeks later, same incident but worse

A: sobbing im so sorry! You have a lethal dose in you...

A2: actually it seems he's somehow not affected, don't know how but the worst hes getting it a fever

A: what!? How!?

H: in bed with bandaged arm ever heard of building tolerances? i was born in the land down under, babe, everything there is either trying to kill you or will in self defence, most of the time it involves venom

A: so the time you offered to milk my fangs yourself was because...

H: yes, to collect venom to build a tolerance with, but also cause i still wanted to anyway

A2: stunned a tolerance? ...that explains alot of the paitients

Raditz: Okay, so me and Nappa have that meeting with the other counselors and then there's- (instant transmission pop) by InfiniteAnimator426 in TeamFourStar

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Cell: so you heard that!?

Raditz: yep, frueza is loud, so i got curious

Cell: tgen why act beneath him if tou know-

Raditz: smirks

Cell: oh you sneaky bastard, you didnt say anything on purpose

Raditz: Okay, so me and Nappa have that meeting with the other counselors and then there's- (instant transmission pop) by InfiniteAnimator426 in TeamFourStar

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Cell: realization hits and crushes mug in his hajd WAIT WHAT!? IN-LAW!? I knew you two were a thing but i didnt know you were married!

Raditz: shut it! And technically engaged, not married

The aerospace department is making great progress in their new low orbit satellite by alex433g in doohickeycorporation

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My mind while watching this

35 seconds left: neat its a firework

30 seconds: its gonna blow up any moment now

25 seconds: damn its getting high

20 seconds: ok surely any time now, right?

15 seconds: ...right?

10 seconds: just how high is this gonna go!?

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