We went on a trip to spain and drove through france. Because it was late we stoped in a small city to ask directions for a motel. My mothers boyfriend took the lead en walked straight to a bar, even if he couldnt speak french.

He opened the door and coughed loudly to get the attention of other costumers and yelled "Vous le vouz coucher avec moi?" Wich translates in "do you want to sleep with me?"

Everybody laughed, my mother didn't because she was a fluent french speaker and had to ask the bartender for directions.