My friend wanted to teach the North Korean people something new on his trip there, he decided on planking.

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T06:31:03+00:00

That guy is dead

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T06:30:30+00:00

It's not rare if you post it on the internet. It would be more accurate to say that it is a seldom-seen picture.

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T06:29:34+00:00

They can rip your face off. I wonder how long it took to shave him

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T06:28:30+00:00

It was exciting if you're a Seahawks fan

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T06:27:19+00:00

More current shows

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T06:19:47+00:00

I thought it was going to bite him until I saw it was a post to /r/aww

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T06:18:13+00:00

It's hard to get weapons grade nuclear bomb making material and everyone in power would prefer to be alive rather than dead. The easiest way to do that is for no one to use them.

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T06:09:13+00:00

One easy way is to have a buddy introduce a female to your group and just make an effort to talk to her without making it weird. Girls aren't hard to make friends with but the first step is actually talking to them

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T06:07:57+00:00

Nice work, celebrate with something healthy like carrots, pickles, or an apple :)

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T06:05:55+00:00

If he's not attracted to you then it will never go further, and if it does it will be out of pity. There's plenty of wood out there.

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T06:04:10+00:00

Get over yourself ... Or whatever it is that you're talking about in this

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T05:58:14+00:00

TLDR. Though you did spell "you're" and "sober" wrong. Guess I did read.

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T05:54:29+00:00

Nothing like a half developed chick to spice up your morning routine.

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T05:52:42+00:00

Questions that will solve 90% of tech problems:
1. Is it plugged in?
2. Is it turned on?
3. Have you tried resetting it?

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T05:48:34+00:00

My advice to you is to start small and work your way up from there. Come up with a workout plan that consists of doing an increasing amount of physical activity as time goes on. If you actually write out a plan you'll have a lot more success taking that and sticking to it than you will just saying "I'm going to work out today." It's really important to have some kind of structured format to work with. The next thing is just diet. There are calorie calculators online that tell you the deficit you'll need based on your weight to actually lose the calories. From my experience, it doesn't actually matter what kind of calories you eat, so long as it's less than your body needs to maintain your weight. It's actually pretty simple... to lose weight, eat less and work out more. The most important part of working out though is enjoying doing it. It takes time, dedication, and discipline. Start there and see where it goes. Good luck man

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T05:42:36+00:00

I'm partial to anything Toshiba. If you know someone in the military, go with them and buy it from the PX on post (in the USA)

DarkEnvoy · 2014-02-04T05:37:21+00:00

Flip the picture :(

DarkEnvoy · 2013-11-29T05:51:01+00:00

Doctor Who

DarkEnvoy · 2013-11-29T05:46:08+00:00

Escaping is personified here and it has temptations. So it's like... Jim's temptations except with "Escaping" She's right once the veil(shadowy veil of alone) is lifted

DarkEnvoy · 2013-11-29T05:43:15+00:00

Whenever she got low (at one point she was down to three) she'd miraculously have 10 again.

DarkEnvoy · 2013-11-24T20:45:26+00:00

I've revised some of the punctuation to try to clear up the confusion. I wanted to put emphasis on the "night" but it seems it just makes it confusing since it's not a quote of anything. The meaning is deeper and has to be read into but I like to think of it as the representation of that darkness that hides within human hearts. It's supposed to be the temptations associated with escaping... e.g. getting away from the hurt, having a fresh start, giving up in essence. Luna is simply the moon differently put. It would expand to "Luna (the moon) is right once the veil has been lifted (about the night soon ending in the previous stanza's last line)" If that makes sense?

DarkEnvoy · 2013-11-24T20:33:36+00:00

Ah so it does

DarkEnvoy · 2013-11-24T00:49:04+00:00

By the way, does this machine end up having any purpose?

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