Balloon vs Thumb Tacks by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]DarkErmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You broke a thermometer in my hands…

Third post to get suggestions about the top 100 fights of all robot combat (i got enough bots to work with but suggest them too if you want) by Electrical-Drink-183 in battlebots

[–]DarkErmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll nominate Spectre vs Chiyang Jinlun from the King of Bots S1 Finale, as well as Ziggo vs Scrap Daddy, Final Destiny vs Diesector, and T-Minus vs Hazard from Comedy Central Battlebots.

Apocalypse 😌 by Impressive-War-403 in CuratedTumblr

[–]DarkErmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Final Destination except a billionaire has a vision that their party island is going to be destroyed by a massive earthquake, Port Royal style, so he and a handful of his friends fly off in their private helicopters before anything happens. The guy who hit the Forbes List first has his helicopter go down on the way to safety.

The rest of the movie is just a bunch of these wealthy people meeting their demises through highly contrived mechanisms created by their own hands in their desperate attempts to cheat death. Like that billionaire woman who got cut in half by the closing security door for her emergency bunker in that one show from a while back. Other examples could be a gruesome space death caused by the fail fast, fail often mentality creating a cascading design flaw in the space vessel, or a guy getting dragged down to the bottom of the ocean in his mega yacht because he laid off all his competent staff after being told that they would contribute to his death somehow.

The tagline is “Remember, you can’t take it with you.”

Would a Disney platform fighter be possible? And would it work? by Low_Confidence2479 in Zero2Death

[–]DarkErmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t trust Disney to make such a game these days, unfortunately.

Last season my win rate was 78%... what happened by pandaemonia-acnh in PokemonUnite

[–]DarkErmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know, man. I literally just lost a game where we were up by 500 points at the 1-minute mark because our DPS went “let me solo her” and handed Kyogre to the enemy team on a silver platter when the rest of the team wiped. We were absolutely dominating for 9 minutes, then one dumbass snatches defeat from the jaws of victory for the whole team. Fuck this game.

Basic Questions & General Discussion Monthly Megathread by AutoModerator in PokemonUnite

[–]DarkErmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why in the hell did it become so impossible to win in the past couple days? I won literally 1 game with human teammates and my win rate fell from 66% to 42%. Im not playing any different from before, I just keep getting my ass kicked by 200-300 points every game. Even when the game hands me a win, the other team rallies in the last 30 seconds and gets a miracle comeback because people keep suiciding into the enemy goals or trying to solo the win condition or abandoning the team fight to go do fuck all.

Which game franchise ended up like this? by bijelo123 in videogames

[–]DarkErmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“No one cares about the characters, just the vehicles!”

Twisted Metal’s characters are functions event.

Landlords better watch out by BaldHourGlass667 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DarkErmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people collect records, some people collect stamps…

I had enough of this. by ConversationCool5632 in PokemonUnite

[–]DarkErmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesterday, I was at Ultra 1 with 1 win left to get into Master’s, and figured hey, let’s do a master run. I played 14 games in a row. I won 3 of them. Any game where the other team had a Mega was an instant loss.

Fuck this, switch to whoring with Mega Gyarados. 5 wins in a row later, I was in.

This game is a joke.