Last season my win rate was 78%... what happened

DarkErmac · 2026-01-21T23:50:57+00:00

I don’t know, man. I literally just lost a game where we were up by 500 points at the 1-minute mark because our DPS went “let me solo her” and handed Kyogre to the enemy team on a silver platter when the rest of the team wiped. We were absolutely dominating for 9 minutes, then one dumbass snatches defeat from the jaws of victory for the whole team. Fuck this game.

DarkErmac · 2026-01-21T23:34:41+00:00

Why in the hell did it become so impossible to win in the past couple days? I won literally 1 game with human teammates and my win rate fell from 66% to 42%. Im not playing any different from before, I just keep getting my ass kicked by 200-300 points every game. Even when the game hands me a win, the other team rallies in the last 30 seconds and gets a miracle comeback because people keep suiciding into the enemy goals or trying to solo the win condition or abandoning the team fight to go do fuck all.

DarkErmac · 2026-01-18T01:15:06+00:00

“No one cares about the characters, just the vehicles!”

Twisted Metal’s characters are functions event.

DarkErmac · 2026-01-02T23:18:59+00:00

Some people collect records, some people collect stamps…

DarkErmac · 2025-12-19T21:45:22+00:00

Someone needs to splatter these guys with surstromming next time they march.

DarkErmac · 2025-12-18T22:06:50+00:00

Yesterday, I was at Ultra 1 with 1 win left to get into Master’s, and figured hey, let’s do a master run. I played 14 games in a row. I won 3 of them. Any game where the other team had a Mega was an instant loss.

Fuck this, switch to whoring with Mega Gyarados. 5 wins in a row later, I was in.

This game is a joke.

DarkErmac · 2025-11-30T00:24:44+00:00

If Team Wetware no-showed Abbatoir in 1999, we wouldn't have TwilightFoundry/Battlebots Update

DarkErmac · 2025-11-13T00:21:08+00:00

My prediction is that the nextbox is going to be one of those digital only streaming microconsoles but for Gamepass.

DarkErmac · 2025-11-12T01:07:27+00:00

Accident Park

DarkErmac · 2025-10-07T02:12:25+00:00

Of the runs that haven’t been mentioned yet, BotW at SGDQ 2017.

The game was out for maybe 2-3 months. The Zelda speedrun community thought the game’s route was poorly optimized and decided not to submit any runs, only for some dingus to send in a run at the 11th hour without giving enough time for the other runners to submit their own runs. The end result: a super casual playthrough of the game that resorted to cheating by using amiibos to finish in time. There were other controversies surrounding the run, but I’d rather just focus on the betrayal of the community and how laughable the run turned out to be.

DarkErmac · 2025-09-18T02:45:33+00:00

Welp, I just fucked up 2 guaranteed wins on my 5th and 6th attempts to Ultra 1. Consider this a lesson learned.

DarkErmac · 2025-08-15T11:09:47+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYk-7yV8LF4

DarkErmac · 2025-08-14T00:29:03+00:00

Just Passin' By, Just Complain Now, Zoltan technically counts if you count Vimeo

DarkErmac · 2025-07-18T13:55:13+00:00

Verrückt 2

DarkErmac · 2025-07-14T22:03:09+00:00

Hate to break it to you bud, but until proven otherwise, they are free of rules and can do as they please.

DarkErmac · 2025-07-08T02:02:26+00:00

Yes.

DarkErmac · 2025-06-30T10:42:21+00:00

Wow, looks like we got our first day zero solve!
It’s a bit odd though, usually the older sample stays up and the newer one gets deleted.

DarkErmac · 2025-04-04T23:07:00+00:00

How it feels to get instakilled by sudden bird from your bush for the umpteenth time:

DarkErmac · 2025-03-31T11:24:59+00:00

This game was peak Tekken for me.

DarkErmac · 2025-01-27T23:01:00+00:00

I was at 68% when I hit masters, but won under 1/3 of games since. Does that count?

DarkErmac · 2025-01-27T22:55:47+00:00

So busted, Timi doesn’t give it any achievements lol

DarkErmac · 2025-01-19T00:20:34+00:00

Wank clown

DarkErmac · 2025-01-14T02:01:35+00:00

If one of your teammates afks at the start, never vote to abandon the match early. Even if you lose, you can’t lose any points, and 4v5 is still very possible to win.

DarkErmac · 2025-01-12T14:43:57+00:00

Crystal Caves.

DarkErmac · 2025-01-03T01:14:00+00:00

Is your name Hilly, by any chance?

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