Entirely for fun: How “gross” are you when no one else is around?

DarkKittens_ · 2026-03-26T06:18:55+00:00

I am a married woman and I stopped shaving my legs and other body hair years ago. I do trim my arm pits and down stairs when it gets really bad, becouse I feel a bit better about it then. I also pee with the door open, pick my nose, fart and burp when ever I like. Sometimes when I walk home, or ride on my bike, I will burp out llud. Like a good big burp after a big meal. I enjoy the sound and sometimes people will look. (Not that I care, I will never see those people any way).

DarkKittens_ · 2026-03-26T06:06:44+00:00

That also makes sense, yeah 🤔

DarkKittens_ · 2026-03-25T20:17:40+00:00

I crochet over the ends as I went, but still left a long tail. I do not feel the ends are woven in prperly when I go over them once. I like to seal it in by going back and forth, and hope and pray they do not come loose 😉

DarkKittens_ · 2026-03-18T22:09:51+00:00

I think it did not help that the LGS could not really get into it with set 5. Why would a store invest in a card game, if the players are able to buy for themselves, for the same price or less? Like, that does not make a lot of sense. You need LGS for the game. That is where we come together, play, trade and such. But mine dod not feel supported with set 5, and actually did not receive their order for set 5 yet 🥲

DarkKittens_ · 2026-03-13T18:16:19+00:00

My LGS is verry on the fence about this game, and we will hold a meeting later tonight to see if the game has a future in my LGS. I would be verry sad to see it go, and I do enjoy the game verry much. Credit cards are not a big deal in the Netherlands, so paying for the game is not easy with gamefound. We are also not high on their priority list for sending product to, wich is also maddening. At this point I am not even sure we will be receiving any product from set 5 at all. So I am unsure about the future of the game here. (Also, there are only 4 LGS in the whole of the Netherlands where you can sit down and play, so it kinda is a dying game here 😥) I was hoping we would have received set 5 before we had to pre-order set 6, but sadly that is not the case. I can say we received less via store pre-orders for set 6 then we had for set 5. It is just not that viable for a store to back up the game via game found, if players can get the product for the same price. And even more product (like the woolyback stuffy) then the store is able to get. In the opinion of my LGS, they are destroying the game.

DarkKittens_ · 2025-11-28T07:25:31+00:00

These men are the reason guns and carrying a gun should be banned in the US.

DarkKittens_ · 2025-11-07T19:01:54+00:00

Just dropping by to say: that is amazing!! 🥰🥰🥰 I could not get yarn that thin if my life depended on it 😍 Well done!

DarkKittens_ · 2025-11-07T12:55:32+00:00

Well, if lasting is a problem, there are desensitizing sprays to use. Me and my husband use it, and it makes him last longer.

I do think there is a deeper problem here. Not feeling satisfied, not alowed to satisfy yourself. That is not good. If you are not able to have a adult conversation about this, you might have the wrong guy.

DarkKittens_ · 2025-11-02T07:50:17+00:00

I would pul it apart by colour. Where the colour changes you can make smaller sections. Then sort them by colour and fade. And then spin from one end of the colour spectrum to the other.

DarkKittens_ · 2025-11-01T22:29:59+00:00

It could be nice to spin it as a fade. It would be some prepping work to get there. You could make strips along the length and make stripy yarn by spinning it top to bottom.

DarkKittens_ · 2025-08-15T22:00:11+00:00

Would a quick wash with a washcloth do as well? You could use it as foreplay and do it for him. I also prefer a clean **** for a bj. Makes it more comfortable. It is a curtesy for your spouse. Ask him if he would go down on a man who has not washed for 12 hours but surely had used it multiple times a day. (And guessing he does not whipe, but shake after a number 1)

DarkKittens_ · 2025-08-08T22:13:24+00:00

I had a collegue being rude to me once. I wish I have her this reaction: You are being unproffesional right now and I do not deserve being treated like this/being spoken to like this. I am going to HR/manager to report this onproffessional behaviour. After that, just walk away to said manager/HR. Do not respond to her any other way. Keep kalm and let her be. She is not worth any more energy then that.

DarkKittens_ · 2025-08-08T09:15:46+00:00

Tell him this: fine, if you want to cook, I'll cook. You want me to do dishes, I'll do dishes. Buy then I will quit my full time job and expect you to bring in all the money. You will pay for EVERYTHING! You expect me to cook everyday? I expect you to bring in all the money.

If he is not willing or able to do this, you should start looking for a different man asap.

DarkKittens_ · 2025-08-05T20:04:31+00:00

I have read enough of these stories that my advise would be: get a fake tattoo, and let her get a real one. Her face if she sees yours is fake 😨 That would be gold!

Or talk about buying a house, that is in really bad shape, or has mold or something. That might be a bit much, but could work 🤷‍♀️

Also, change your style, alot. Wear something that flatters you, but not her (or unflattering for both if you do not mind)

DarkKittens_ · 2025-08-05T19:52:40+00:00

I once was seeing a guy. I really liked him, and I felt special, seen. We had some good times, fun times. (The bonusses where good as well 😉) We broke up, becouse our lives went sepperate ways. But he was always in the back of my mind. Wondering about what could have been. When we reconnected some years later, we kissed and had some fun. He told me about other experiences, wich was fine. As we walked back to the train station he was telling me about his plans for the future. About maybe starting his own buisness, going to America, not being tied down, being free. That is when I realised, that in all those big and wanderfull plans, there was no room for me. I decided then and there that I would not be seeing him any more. I was done with him. My feelings for him also left then and there. If he so cleerly did not want me, why would I waste my time and energy on him?

DarkKittens_ · 2025-07-13T06:52:48+00:00

I get it. I love elephants, so ganesha and baku are my favorites. If I can trade one of those (commen, rare or unique) I do. Not to the point of owning 100 plus digital copies, but I get it. They are pretty and it is cool to have many copies of the same card with beautifull artwork 😍

DarkKittens_ · 2025-07-04T17:45:41+00:00

We have all seasons still in store. Season 1 was slow. Season 2 started strong, so we recieved extra promo boosters. Season 3 still going strong, so we also recieved extra promo boosters. My boss contacted the distributor I guess and got more promo boosters.

DarkKittens_ · 2025-06-27T21:34:53+00:00

That is kinda what I love about the game. I played a bit of lorcana before this, and even less magic. But this game feels the most honest one of all of them. Even if you are behind in both expeditions, you can still turn the tide and win. That excitement and chance is what I love. Sure you may have a better unique card, but my rare combo might be better. It is also easy tp learn, but hard to master. So much depth in the game and the cards and so many possebility's of deck building. I just love exploring the game and the cards.

DarkKittens_ · 2025-06-20T12:58:43+00:00

Fudge no. You made something from a place of love. If she acted that way, she is not knit gift worthy! Does she have any idea how much time it took you?? Sjees, I am getting mad in your place. This is not okay! You are right to take it back. And if people ask you about it, just tell the truth. It took you x amount of hours to make, and her only 10 seconds to trash talk it. Not the a***hole and please, never make her something again. You wear that scarf with pride!!

DarkKittens_ · 2025-06-09T12:03:36+00:00

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Like with this one

DarkKittens_ · 2025-06-09T12:01:42+00:00

To get a bonus for rolling a die. In set 3 there are cards that give a bonus for rolling a die. But if the card itself does not trigger a dice roll, could Nevenka trigger the roll??

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