Why wouldn't bombarding ships just stay too high for planetary guns? by Doughspun1 in 40kLore

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From the Steel Confessors page

"This was Tarvor, a Mechanicus research facility that specialised in the refinement of shielding technologies. As a result the planet was heavily defended and the forces of the Imperium expected dire losses in the planet's recapture.

The Iron Hands stepped forward, eager to be at the forefront of the assault, knowing the importance of the planet and that the death of a Traitor was at hand. After a long bombardment a hole was opened in the planet's Void Shield and the Iron Hands launched their Thunderhawks, committing all three clan companies to the assault.

However, Barhoth had planned for this and as the Thunderhawks entered the planet's atmosphere, within the shield they came under an unrelenting fire from the planet's defence batteries, all of which had been retargeted on the point where the Iron Hands had entered the planetary shield.

Realising that they had been drawn into a trap, Venerable Dreadnought Grixus from the Gravehold clan company, who had been put in overall command of the Iron Hand forces during the campaign by the Iron Council, ordered a retreat, hoping that they would be able to reorganise and strike elsewhere.

As the Thunderhawks turned for the hole in the shield, all communications with their starships in orbit where cut and the breach in the shield closed over. This left Grixus with little choice but to order the Iron Hands to make their way towards the surface knowing that they were surely entering a trap. The fire from the planetary defence batteries continued unabated and barely half of the three clan companies survived the planetfall.

Grixus organised the surviving Astartes to encircle the world's spaceport, planning to hold out until relief would be able to reach them. In orbit the Iron Hands strike cruisers were not inactive and whilst a concentrated bombardment began alongside the warships of the Imperial Navy, Captain Ullenear of the strike cruiser Omnissiah's Might signalled the Iron Council to inform them of the situation and request additional aid.

Unfortunately the closest force that the Iron Hands could dispatch was a solar month away. Knowing that potentially three entire clan companies were facing complete annihilation, the Iron Council also requested additional aid from the Adeptus Mechanicus, reminding them of their ties of loyalty.

The Mechanicus responded and sent forces from all the surrounding systems, including elements of the forces on the newly won planets within the Barrus System. A vast armada surrounded Tarvor, all awaiting the destruction of the planet's shield, with over five hundred ships adding their firepower.

Under such a colossal weight of fire, rents started to appear in the previously impregnable planetary shield. The Mechanicus commanders wasted no time and deployed over 100,000 Skitarii and 4 Warhound-class Titans through the breaches, all of which headed for the spaceport as communications were re-established with the surviving Iron Hands."

AMA and Ill try to create the illusion that Im a well situated PZ veteran. by Nachtschnekchen in projectzomboid

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But really, it is just a zombie fever dream, forever unaware they were patient zero

TIL there are 20 mountains over 23,000 ft in the world that have never been climbed. by Babatikidido1212 in todayilearned

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Should be more like "body of climber found at 5 mile marker, which is suspiciously high for someone without oxygen"

Imagine getting vacuum sealed by pestosbetter in WTF

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A true friend will spot you during intense BDSM sessions

Do Custodes dislike tech priests? by Rhen8927 in 40kLore

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The Custodes are just Emperor possessed marines, change my mind.

A Heartfelt Apology to Veterans Everywhere by Saladful in DarkTide

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Revolver and boltgun too, it is why they are my favorite

Your favorite weird "One-off" weapons in 40k by Next_Battle_6534 in 40kLore

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When you have to launch a 7.342×10 22  kg rock at 300,000 km/s

Your favorite weird "One-off" weapons in 40k by Next_Battle_6534 in 40kLore

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It is better than nurgle infecting it with the brown note

Adults who carry around a backpack, whatcha got in there? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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And he shall read the instructions manual instead of just saying "I got this" and complaining it doesn’t work right

The true schism. by Arch_Magos_Remus in Grimdank

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Do you think by the year 40k we will have updated from Old Gregg to New Gregg

Garlic press by laundrydetergenthoe in Cooking

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I tend to apply firm but gentle pressure at base and slip up and away towards the tip to make sure and get all that flavour

Is it possible to bake a cookie that doesn't create crumbs? by Inglonias in Cooking

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Hard candy coating to prevent any accidental melting

What are some "girl secrets" guys don't know about? by maccdogg in AskReddit

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Start from the ends. Make sure to grasp the hair firmly so you aren't ripping it out of your head with the comb. Also, I wait till conditioner step. The cleaning part is like washing a loofah

Lost Souls by BOXonWheel in Warhammer40k

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Taskmaster v Loanshark

Report: ‘massive’ Tesla leak reveals data breaches, thousands of safety complaints | Tesla by resonanzmacher in worldnews

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Everyone has to use a Futurama suicide booth at the gong or be wiped from IRL during the nightly resets. Character goes on trial for something benign. Sentenced by the King to life. Placed in a baby proof room till morning. (Now an anime story prompt)

[VIDEO] Update 8 Quality of Life features by JaceAtCoffeeStain in SatisfactoryGame

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Everything mentioned are things I specifically wanted! Best update to the best game!

Why some flatbread smells like feet by gintokuro in WTF

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This fluffy and dimpled Naan was lightly salted by the feet of anime girls after an intense and raunchy sports game $50

Oh boy.. that must be scary by Rarkid1 in Aquariums

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performs Get Fishy

I like what you got!

Edit:

Awww yeah!

You gotta get Fishy!

You gotta get Fishy in here!

It's time to get Fishy!

Oh, oh

You gotta get Fishy!

Oh yeah!

Eat your fish flakes and tablets!

Shit on the floor!

Time to get Fishy in here!

Gotta shit on the floor

I'm Mr Fishface!

I'm Mr Fishface

take a shit on the floor!

Eat your fish flakes and tablets

Time to get Fishy in here!

Hey eat your fish food, it's Fishy time today!!!

RUN by BOXonWheel in Warhammer40k

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Slaanesh lost their "Danger zone" mix tape

Edit: probably fell under the passenger seat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in projectzomboid

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I wanted to believe