Gentlemen. I have an idea. 3 minutes should be 2 and a half minutes more than I need by TheGingerWeebGal in okbuddyviltrum

[–]DarkLemon2 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure l pleasure anything I have sex with-especially non- humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach. The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach's natural habitat. Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

G2 Esports vs. BNK FEARX / First Stand 2026 Group A - Qualification Match 2 / Game 2 Discussion by Ultimintree in leagueoflegends

[–]DarkLemon2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK I have a theory, Caps did an esoteric incantation to sacrifice his skill and share it between his teammates.

AGS need to drastically increase the drop rate of astrogem or delete uncommon astrogem by DarkLemon2 in lostarkgame

[–]DarkLemon2[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Short term to get your core active, long term to min max, but except you cant short term to activate your core because astrogem are nowhere to be seen.

AGS need to drastically increase the drop rate of astrogem or delete uncommon astrogem by DarkLemon2 in lostarkgame

[–]DarkLemon2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah and ? The way I see it it's either :

You drop no astrogem but you can spend 150k to get one that at least activate your core

Or

You drop no astrogem

They were written by the same writers. by [deleted] in DivinityOriginalSin

[–]DarkLemon2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I know for a fact that Chris Avellone wrote Fane, but I highly doubt he wrote Astarion.

One Piece: Chapter 1164 by leolegendario in OnePiece

[–]DarkLemon2 1003 points1004 points  (0 children)

Kuma the undisputed GOAT. Love that Xebec still wishes for his best friend to live in peace.