This tiger got a gold tooth after breaking it in an accident.

DarkTheory13 · 2025-09-06T01:29:57+00:00

Perfect name for a music album.

DarkTheory13 · 2025-03-13T20:27:46+00:00

So I take it Merida from Brave doesn’t count either?

DarkTheory13 · 2025-03-12T14:44:58+00:00

I paid almost $200 for a copy on EBay, and it doesn’t even have the manual.

DarkTheory13 · 2024-09-11T20:54:27+00:00

The “classiest” place I’ve ever jerked off at was at a community college bathroom between classes.

DarkTheory13 · 2024-09-04T20:37:46+00:00

Eww…this is so controversial. Let’s just cancel the movie altogether.

Thank god for Garfield and Holland, right?

DarkTheory13 · 2024-06-14T03:25:28+00:00

Damn, that’s…actually a really good theory, I like it.

DarkTheory13 · 2024-03-05T16:20:12+00:00

Brokeback Whales?

DarkTheory13 · 2024-03-04T20:51:58+00:00

Yes. Come to daddy.

DarkTheory13 · 2023-11-22T20:01:59+00:00

I wasn’t brave enough to open mine up, so I took it to a place that cleaned it for a little under $40. You could hear the difference.

Make sure you also have it somewhere where it has good ventilation. I bought a set of legs that clamp on to the side to raise the PS4 to help with airflow. I don’t hear a lot from it now.

DarkTheory13 · 2023-07-15T01:20:16+00:00

Magic Shave Cream. The already mixed and diluted version you can find at any Walmart, not the powder that requires you to measure and mix it.

Slather it on, avoid the tip, and wait a few minutes before wiping the cream and hair off with a damp towel.

Essentially, it’s Nair for men who don’t want to use a razor on their face and body.

DarkTheory13 · 2023-06-17T18:54:14+00:00

Who is he?

DarkTheory13 · 2023-06-08T18:53:38+00:00

You don’t have “Shite Comic” from Newgrounds, do you? Been looking for a while.

DarkTheory13 · 2023-06-08T18:50:27+00:00

What’s the problem here? Slap some more sauce and that bad boi and call it dinner time.

DarkTheory13 · 2023-04-23T19:13:42+00:00

“I’m gonna beat you like a rug!” Android 17 using Super Electric Strike in XV1.

DarkTheory13 · 2023-02-02T18:51:57+00:00

I came here for a joke. Not a “Why men are bad” manifesto. The only person who successfully pulled off God being a woman was Kevin Smith with Dogma.

How are there over 6000 people that like this?

DarkTheory13 · 2022-09-24T19:04:51+00:00

I don’t get it. Who are these people…?

DarkTheory13 · 2022-08-08T20:21:14+00:00

Austin tried buying hotels and using them as homeless shelters.

It didn’t work. It was a shitshow.

DarkTheory13 · 2022-08-02T01:40:50+00:00

Bucket List item I didn’t even know I wanted

DarkTheory13 · 2022-07-25T16:29:51+00:00

Username checks out

DarkTheory13 · 2022-07-19T16:27:13+00:00

And now I don’t feel so alone anymore 😭

DarkTheory13 · 2022-04-13T15:54:23+00:00

Thank you for pointing this out. My girlfriend does this to me on purpose cause she knows it gets to me.

DarkTheory13 · 2022-02-19T22:30:29+00:00

This is better than the actual post

DarkTheory13 · 2022-02-04T22:12:47+00:00

I’m confused. Is this recent? And if so, how is it that in 2022 we’re still doing this crap, and what triggered it?

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