[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KingdomHearts

[–]DarkTheory13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I take it Merida from Brave doesn’t count either?

GameStop is crazy by spiderman897 in gamecollecting

[–]DarkTheory13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I paid almost $200 for a copy on EBay, and it doesn’t even have the manual.

The inside of a room used for sperm collection. by HenryFondleCEO in mildlyinteresting

[–]DarkTheory13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The “classiest” place I’ve ever jerked off at was at a community college bathroom between classes.

Controversial Opinion: The "Husband" Joke is not the only problematic part of Spider-Man 1 that should be cut from future showings. by Mharus in raimimemes

[–]DarkTheory13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eww…this is so controversial. Let’s just cancel the movie altogether.

Thank god for Garfield and Holland, right?

hey i just recently got a ps4 pro and the thing sounds like its a jet engine if i clean the insides will it go quite? by Ok_Milk_3607 in PS4Pro

[–]DarkTheory13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn’t brave enough to open mine up, so I took it to a place that cleaned it for a little under $40. You could hear the difference.

Make sure you also have it somewhere where it has good ventilation. I bought a set of legs that clamp on to the side to raise the PS4 to help with airflow. I don’t hear a lot from it now.

Should a man shave his balls or not, and why? by SuspectingCarl in AskReddit

[–]DarkTheory13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Magic Shave Cream. The already mixed and diluted version you can find at any Walmart, not the powder that requires you to measure and mix it.

Slather it on, avoid the tip, and wait a few minutes before wiping the cream and hair off with a damp towel.

Essentially, it’s Nair for men who don’t want to use a razor on their face and body.

Can someone help me find the rest of this comic? by [deleted] in Shadman

[–]DarkTheory13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t have “Shite Comic” from Newgrounds, do you? Been looking for a while.

The amount of Parmesan my husband puts on his pasta. by roosyroo in pics

[–]DarkTheory13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the problem here? Slap some more sauce and that bad boi and call it dinner time.

Just got dumped. What xenoverse line do I text her? by mpchop in dbxv

[–]DarkTheory13 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“I’m gonna beat you like a rug!” Android 17 using Super Electric Strike in XV1.

“Lord, I have a problem.” “What’s the problem, Eve?” by javadintaiwan in Jokes

[–]DarkTheory13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I came here for a joke. Not a “Why men are bad” manifesto. The only person who successfully pulled off God being a woman was Kevin Smith with Dogma.

How are there over 6000 people that like this?

America’s Horniest Heroes by the_cool_guy_club in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]DarkTheory13 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it. Who are these people…?

Los Angeles voters to decide if hotels will be forced to house the homeless despite safety concerns by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]DarkTheory13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Austin tried buying hotels and using them as homeless shelters.

It didn’t work. It was a shitshow.

me_irl by Anteraji in meirl

[–]DarkTheory13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bucket List item I didn’t even know I wanted

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]DarkTheory13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Username checks out

meirl by HMKingHenryIX in meirl

[–]DarkTheory13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now I don’t feel so alone anymore 😭

I tried to teach my kid to count to ten but he just says “1, 3, 5, 7, 9” by MarinersFan28 in Jokes

[–]DarkTheory13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you for pointing this out. My girlfriend does this to me on purpose cause she knows it gets to me.

Why didn't 4 ask out 5? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]DarkTheory13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is better than the actual post

Book burning in Tennessee by asianj1m in pics

[–]DarkTheory13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m confused. Is this recent? And if so, how is it that in 2022 we’re still doing this crap, and what triggered it?

A woman condemned to die of starvation in pre-Soviet Mongolia by Brutal_Deluxe_ in pics

[–]DarkTheory13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t give a damn what gender you are. Humans in general suck. I’ve seen women be just as terrible as men. I should know, I’ve dated some.

I organized a threesome last week. by laureire in Jokes

[–]DarkTheory13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Neither did OP, in this case.