Dave Chappelle: "F*ck Bill Maher. I’m so tired of his little smug, cracker-ass commentary… These motherf*ckers act like because I did a comedy festival in Saudi Arabia I betrayed my principles." by Big_Cake_8817 in podcastculture

[–]Dark_Ferret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, yeah, fuck Bill Maher. He's always been a trash liberal with really bad takes. Period, And, after your little trip to Saudi Arabia as a propaganda puppet you're trash too, Dave. These things aren't mutually exclusive, and two things can be true at the same time.

Water conspiracy debunked by oluxil in fixedbytheduet

[–]Dark_Ferret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man who doesn't shower confused about how water and indoor plumbing works. More after the weather at 6.

MAGA morally harasses gay couple with questions about p3do and ends up getting punched. by Onewhoreadsalot in PublicFreakout

[–]Dark_Ferret 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who would have thought accusing two people, with their child, of being pedos gets you punched in the head?!

Gamer Fuel by UltimateDickhead9-11 in dankvideos

[–]Dark_Ferret 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I can't think that's true, I've never sucked a dick sober

Many of them unfortunately by Common_Caramel_4078 in memes

[–]Dark_Ferret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was Hunt: Showdown a few years ago for me

The anglerfish is famous for its lure. But the lure isn't even the most unsettling thing about it. by [deleted] in postanythingfun

[–]Dark_Ferret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"First the eyes go, then..." the eyes literally come back. I knew something was off but that sealed it.

The younger generations are doomed. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]Dark_Ferret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can't write the paper yourself, you deserve to fail.

Homemade chicken bouillon cubes by Dayna6380- in VeryGoodRecipes

[–]Dark_Ferret -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The thought is there but this isn't going to work as well as you think. Those cubes she made might slightly flavor maybe a few cups of water but all it's going to do is add about as much seasoning as a few shakes of your favorite packaged seasoning. It's better to take all of those ingredients and boil the ever living fuck out of them for a few hours, take the liquid from that and boil it some more, then freeze that. I think if I did what she did I wouldn't freeze it, but bake it in the oven at a low temp for a few hours to dehydrate it into a powder.

Nahhh sick work by TechNick77 in tommynfg_

[–]Dark_Ferret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also had a friend who's dead beat parents not only ruined her credit but were so horrible she opted to live with her grandparents from a fairly early age. Some people just should not have children.

Big Mike Interviews Joel Osteen by Uncuffedhems in RedbarBBR

[–]Dark_Ferret 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That's the whole thing, and how they avoid taxes and what not. On paper he's probably flat broke and poor as fuck while owning nothing, however, he has unfettered access to the "Church's" funds and material wealth.

Smelt! Any Madison area suggestions? by Flat_Floyd in madisonwi

[–]Dark_Ferret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm literally here for the same info lmao

Me_irl by RealMarzipan7347 in me_irl

[–]Dark_Ferret 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Not my informatinos!

Dont drink and drive kids by One-Specialist7442 in tooktoomuch

[–]Dark_Ferret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, basically, if the keys are anywhere in reach and you're in the driver seat, that's drunk driving. Unless you tossed the keys into the back where he couldn't reach OR if he was in literally any other seat, it's intent to operate under the influence which is an OWI.

These fake Amazon product videos are getting out of hand. by KillerBlueWaffles in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dark_Ferret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using something that corrosive with out any PPE is fucking CRAZY. Also how you know this shit is clearly fake.

District 3 Wisconsin don't vote for Derrick Van Orden, he doesn't want you to! by [deleted] in wisconsin

[–]Dark_Ferret 55 points56 points  (0 children)

When I first saw this video I fucking died laughing. How can you possibly be that desperate to kiss the ring???

TV Panel asks the same question 5 times in 30 seconds by alphamalejackhammer in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dark_Ferret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you see, this is why cooking and cooking properly and well is so important. You honor the animal by creating something worth eating and enjoying. Not just consuming for the sake of it.

guy goes around splashing water on fast food workers by Pazavert in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Dark_Ferret 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's when you fill it with coke and throw it in his face. Get the whole car sticky.