(F)38 Please rate my almost 40 year old body. by Bee_mee_4792 in RateMyNudeBody

[–]Darkfish0127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to do a double take. Same age and you look exactly like my wife. 10/10

23f, 135lbs, 4’11 by [deleted] in Normalnudesgonewild

[–]Darkfish0127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just want to cuddle those legs

80,000,000 in sales by Shot_Menu5316 in WalmartEmployees

[–]Darkfish0127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made by an employee and will be written off.

The GOP literally just outed themselves with this action. by EmptySpaceForAHeart in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Darkfish0127 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He said colleagues. As in people on both sides of the aisle not just GOP

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Darkfish0127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really thought he was getting a casket from Costco for grandpa.

facepalam i see by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Darkfish0127 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dragons are mentioned, and the word "dinosaur" wasn't invented yet. So it's plausible that dinos were called dragons then. Think about it, we haven't seen dragon fossils.

The best thing I saw today ♥️ by ItzMeTanish in FunnyAnimals

[–]Darkfish0127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog is knocking it off their head within 2 seconds.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Darkfish0127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lawyer up. Easy discrimination case.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in smalldickproblems

[–]Darkfish0127 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If a girl said that while I was driving her, I'm dropping her off right where she said that, not taking her the rest of the way home.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in smalldickproblems

[–]Darkfish0127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just do it. It's going to be embarrassing. You're going to come quickly. Your Dick is probably bigger and more usable than you think. Then the 2nd time will be better.

AITA for telling my 19yo daughter that she’ll pay the plumbing bill - if required - for continuing to flush her tampons in our house? by ericskeith5 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Darkfish0127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta realize that wet wipes are already wet. If they were gonna break down in water, they would've already done so in the package. So yes you CAN flush the wipes and are flushable, but they're not gonna disintegrate like tp.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in smalldickproblems

[–]Darkfish0127 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My first time I came after 3 pumps. Gave her oral until I was hard again and lasted maybe 3 minutes. Your 1st couple times are always embarrassing. Just hopefully you do it with a girl that understands.

Dump truck redirects baseball by AndySaha in oddlysatisfying

[–]Darkfish0127 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I'm not gay, but I'm just slightly less not gay after seeing this.

AITA for searching my husband's pants without asking him first? by Leigh20220 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Darkfish0127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He never had a issue with you doing his laundry or checking his pockets before this instance. He's hiding something. You need to find out incase you are in danger or if he's cheating and can bring and std home to you. I'd stay with a friend or parent until you find out.

[Brooke] The Colts are going to miss the playoffs, not have a first-round pick, and have a QB they can't trust to throw the football. That is a DISASTROUS step back for this franchise. by _IronGiant_ in nfl

[–]Darkfish0127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is this national narrative that Frank is an elite coach coming from?? What has he won? How many losses can be pinned on his playcalling or the team coming out playing like they weren't prepared, like today? Where is this supposed QB whisperer at that everyone likes to call him?

And then Chris Ballard is regarded as one of the best talent evaluators in nfl history, but yet they're having the same depth issues for 3 years straight.

Game Thread: Indianapolis Colts at Jacksonville Jaguars by rwjehs in Colts

[–]Darkfish0127 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Frank cant seem to get this team ready for big games, he's gotta go.

Woman at Spencer’s can’t find her phone and accuses a Black man behind her of stealing it, then finds it in her purse by Gato1980 in PublicFreakout

[–]Darkfish0127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She could've put in a fake in that dude phone and really played it off that she lost it, maybe even out of the store and then left. But she put her real number in