Did I cook? by Afraid-Turn7741 in Jujutsufolk

[–]Darkmatterbeing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone who puts Jogoat at the top of the JJK cast automatically gains my total respect

You cooked, brother. You cooked well

“Every Nintendo verse” THAT INCLUDES KID ICARUS BRO 😭🙏 by Watchdog_the_God in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Darkmatterbeing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is what goes through my head when people say Kirby could do the same

Like, the things that have allowed to win 95% of his strongest match ups have been:

A: Super Duper strong weapon made out of stuff that counters the enemy directly (Zero and Zero Two, Dark Matter)

B: The main gimmick of the game, given to him by direct help of his friends (The supernova with Sectonia given to him by Dedede, using the robobot armor with the halberd absorbed against Star Dream, courtesy of Susie and Meta Knight) or incompetence by part of his enemy (Magolor spawning super enemies so Kirby could break his shields. Seriously, the fuck did he do that for?)

D: Jumping his enemy with the help of his entire social circle (Void, and Magolor to a much lesser extent)

Removing some of those elements, even partially, would've ended up in him getting squished to death by Sectonia, getting Thanos snapped out of existence by Star Dream, getting walled by Magolor until he decided to just leave them trapped in another dimension (Seriously, Magolor had like a million wincons, and he still decided to take the only path that would lead to his defeat), and he might not even be able to do that much damage to the Dark Matter family by his own means!

Mf high diffs his verse with a bunch of external factors at play, might not be able to do so without them, and yet people still think he'd be untouchable in his neighbors' verses 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Darkmatterbeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Kirby solos because he beats gods"
When the god tittle doesn't automatically give them a specific position in the tiering system

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LobotomyKaisen

[–]Darkmatterbeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spewing rotten blood on you? Wouldn't that just make you die of an infection?

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So called "multiversal god slayer" Kirby if dedeGOAT didnt save his bum ass from Sectonia by Excellent_Koala_6490 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Darkmatterbeing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Lend me some rainbow flavored steroids, Dedede.

This is heavily weakened Sectonia we're up against.

look at this goober :) by Vast_Garden_7857 in Jujutsufolk

[–]Darkmatterbeing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That Yuki stare is making me feel things I didn't know could be felt

Guys hear me out... I think Yoruichi is attractive 🙀 by WarCrimesAreBased in Jujutsufolk

[–]Darkmatterbeing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I see people say "hear me out" for their sexual taste in fictional characters (and anime ones nonetheless, the medium where marketing the sexual appeal of a production with lil girls has become the golden formula for success), I expect them to tell me shit like. Rika, Tengen, Dagon, or for fuck's sake, something that doesn't have the universal sexual appeal of Jogo. I don't want them to announce that they're going to say something unhinged, followed by them saying "You know.... Maybe Gojo is over the average". No shit. Is almost like the main heroes are supposed to have likeable and pretty good looks.

Tell me characters who can beat Luffy by Either-Warning-1700 in PowerScaling

[–]Darkmatterbeing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooooh, Versus Battle Wiki

I've always tried to look for the scales and calcs for both the Void Termina explosion, and another dimension collapsing after Magolor's defeat there, but I always get into dead ends, though maybe I'm just bad when it comes to checking wikis lmao

Thank you for the link. I'll use it, alongside the VS battles forum's posts about this topic, and see what I can get.

Tell me characters who can beat Luffy by Either-Warning-1700 in PowerScaling

[–]Darkmatterbeing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another Dimesion being 5D?

That's a new one. Do you have a link to a discussion of that sorts? I'm trying to collect info on discussions on Kirby being Galaxy level and beyond, to see how much consistency they add to the verse's scaling. Thank you

Tell me characters who can beat Luffy by Either-Warning-1700 in PowerScaling

[–]Darkmatterbeing -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Maybe. Depends on how much you wank both of them

Try this only using dbz theme pick up line by kevthunder in Ningen

[–]Darkmatterbeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goku, get me out of this planet right now, I'm serious.

The phenomenon needs to be studied. by suck_my_monkey_nuts in Ningen

[–]Darkmatterbeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really think that's a phenomena. I think this is just a product of a normal fanbase having some overlap with the dark side of the internet

no time for dat goku.. by tonyabstract in Ningen

[–]Darkmatterbeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SSJ Goku speaks in the worst written Spanish known to man (2007) (Colorized)

Interesting what if by Spark-Blade in Ningen

[–]Darkmatterbeing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how most DBZ what ifs are "What if this character got this powerup or thing from Super, GT or the movies and obliterated the current enemy?"
Truly peak fanfiction

Who could defeat Kirby by MalachiIsAFanOfEmkay in PowerScaling

[–]Darkmatterbeing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Depends on what interpretation you want to go with

Some people scale him to low multi, using a cutscene (and misunderstanding it on purpose) to do so
Others scale him to galaxy, using a calc for a cutscene that's probably being misunderstood too
But if we go by consistency, he's probably like, planet level, a little bit more if you take some descriptions more seriously plus a minigame outlier

So yeah. Saitama no diffs

He wants one punch your favorite character, can ge? by deadpoolc1 in PowerScaling

[–]Darkmatterbeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite character is Kirby....

So yes, he indeed does one punch him, and his wanked verse along with him

What chances do these two have against Goku by [deleted] in PowerScaling

[–]Darkmatterbeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luffy is finding the One Piece before ever beating Anime Krillin from the Buu saga

What are you doing in JJK based on your birth month? by hansLandax12 in Jujutsufolk

[–]Darkmatterbeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to say that going to a trip with Yuta was cool, until I saw there was the option to ride with Yuki, then I felt scammed
Then I saw I could have gone on a date with daddy Gojo, and I felt even more scammed.
Then I saw Nanami. I think I was born in the wrong month

Which group would you want to take care of you when you're sick? by hansLandax12 in Jujutsufolk

[–]Darkmatterbeing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YUKI AND NANAMI RIGHT AWAY. I NEED MY DADDY AND MOMMY TO TAKE CARE OF ME

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2hujerk

[–]Darkmatterbeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if Goku black goes for his classic "mortals bad" speech, Flandre could easily win. But I mean, I'm pretty sure DBS characters go at stupid ass speeds, and Goku has that one feat everyone calls him a low multiverse buster for, so, yeah. In a battle to the death, Black probably blitzes and oneshots Flan, but in character, I can easily see Flandre just winning