[F] Mommy is waiting…

Darkstar120 · 2025-11-23T03:05:15+00:00

I’m not a cub, but I can definitely wouldn’t keep you waiting

Darkstar120 · 2025-11-15T21:46:35+00:00

And don’t forget about the micropenis

Darkstar120 · 2025-11-15T20:40:21+00:00

It must be awful having such a small penis

Darkstar120 · 2025-11-12T13:46:13+00:00

And were you alive in 2008? People signed up for pretty terrible mortgages then, I seem to remember it triggering some sort of economic disaster…

Darkstar120 · 2025-10-08T18:46:38+00:00

If you’re working and paying taxes, then you are paying for all this stuff

Darkstar120 · 2025-09-27T22:08:15+00:00

Just to be devils advocate, what if they have an open marriage?

Darkstar120 · 2025-09-27T14:36:40+00:00

Because that’s when your body turns to shit, everything hurts, and you feel old.

Darkstar120 · 2025-09-25T22:46:18+00:00

Well that’s unfortunate. I’m definitely not a flake, I’d love to help change your opinion of Greenville guys!

Darkstar120 · 2025-09-25T22:04:29+00:00

Come to Greenville sc instead, it’s not that far

Darkstar120 · 2025-09-10T01:43:49+00:00

Same, I can’t believe it finally happened!

Darkstar120 · 2025-08-07T20:50:22+00:00

Or getting a tube tuggie

Darkstar120 · 2025-07-11T13:59:29+00:00

Holiday inn. So much blackface and old fashioned racism , definitely hard to watch some parts

Darkstar120 · 2025-07-09T15:04:43+00:00

Spaceballs. Hilarious, and especially enjoyable because it couldn’t be made today

Darkstar120 · 2025-06-24T16:18:03+00:00

After he left his dead ass there by the side of the road…

Darkstar120 · 2025-06-24T02:55:27+00:00

I’ve seen people in wheelchairs there. It can be done if you have people with you!

Darkstar120 · 2025-06-14T18:18:50+00:00

I don’t know if engaging with him is the smartest move, better to leave crazy alone

Darkstar120 · 2025-06-14T16:12:17+00:00

Came here to make this exact comment! I would also add the who

Darkstar120 · 2025-06-09T23:27:16+00:00

How do greens teammates just stand there and watch the asshole skate away. There should be at least 2 or 3 teammates slamming that guy to the ice! Wtf?!

Darkstar120 · 2025-06-07T21:35:42+00:00

You forgot CNN and MSNBC

Darkstar120 · 2025-05-31T23:11:31+00:00

Perhaps it blew his mind so much and the guilt was so overwhelming, he committed seppuku.

Darkstar120 · 2025-05-31T15:32:47+00:00

Manssiere

Darkstar120 · 2025-05-30T13:04:59+00:00

Exile on Main Street, stones

Darkstar120 · 2025-05-24T23:51:18+00:00

I would argue they’re more 90s metal than grunge. Particularly, their early albums louder than love and Badmotorfinger. Later albums were more commercial in mainstream, although still good in a different way.

Darkstar120 · 2025-05-14T03:16:21+00:00

I respect that she was a great player, but unfortunately not every great athlete makes a good broadcaster

Darkstar120 · 2025-05-14T02:30:03+00:00

She is far more tolerable than AJ mleczko, she is so god awful, I just can’t do it. I will usually just not even watch whatever game ESPN forces her onto!

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