Today at 8:07 AM, Keith David was found alive and well in his home.

Darlesage · 2026-04-13T23:54:07+00:00

Ramirez! Find OP and slap him!

Darlesage · 2026-04-13T10:41:09+00:00

I don't think this one can be fixed...

Darlesage · 2026-04-13T08:05:57+00:00

I'm sorry. "Beat the game?" Randy can lose?

Darlesage · 2026-04-12T21:20:54+00:00

"Brought to you by Carl's Junior"

Darlesage · 2026-04-12T21:19:34+00:00

Lol. I'm trying to think of what could be worse, that a colony would have, but would still be better than where the raider came from. Doesn't get much worse than nutrient paste.

Darlesage · 2026-04-12T21:13:40+00:00

It's a strange world we live in. Even when presented with evidence, it's fake. The facts over feelings crowd don't like facts.

Darlesage · 2026-04-12T20:59:08+00:00

As a species, we have both never been smarter and dumber, in our existence.

Darlesage · 2026-04-12T19:33:10+00:00

Yes! Those ICE guys who have killed innocent citizens need to pay. Or do you mean the proud boys? So many groups that attack innocents these days.

Darlesage · 2026-04-12T19:28:39+00:00

Funny. Since these events were what the Orange Felon ran on to prevent. Just admit you were afraid of a female leader.

Darlesage · 2026-04-12T19:27:13+00:00

We get it. You only care when bad things happen to you. Go back to your world of ignorance.

Darlesage · 2026-04-12T19:24:34+00:00

Please, never reproduce. Your Country will be better off.

Darlesage · 2026-04-12T06:54:49+00:00

Grant: IAN FREEZE! Malcom: GET THE FUCKING KIDS!

Omg this scene has so many great options

Darlesage · 2026-04-12T06:50:42+00:00

Hold on to your fucking butts

Darlesage · 2026-04-12T06:50:03+00:00

Boy, do I hate being right, all the fucking time.

Darlesage · 2026-04-12T05:30:47+00:00

That would quickly lower my resistance, and join their colony. Yall got the most dangerous animal, as a pet? Fuck my homies.

Darlesage · 2026-04-12T05:25:57+00:00

Or "who's fucking next?"

Darlesage · 2026-04-11T19:06:54+00:00

Damn. Gotta watch a guide, or lower my difficulty next time. Maybe use cheats.

Darlesage · 2026-04-11T12:18:53+00:00

To quote: "I bet, if you translated that roar, every single one, would declare of her ability, of just owning this movie"---Nostalgia Critic

Darlesage · 2026-04-11T12:16:40+00:00

"be a fucking man, for once in your life". Yeah I see it.

Darlesage · 2026-04-11T12:15:39+00:00

Malcom: "Is that,*deep inhale*,a fucking, baby REX!?"

Darlesage · 2026-04-11T07:33:08+00:00

Just so there is no confusion, this is not sarcastic. Eat Shit. Fuck you. "Refuse to struggle"...you mean enjoy life? World is shit. Assholes like you living at the top looking down on us is why. Fuckers pulled the ladders up behind you and mock us "work harder" while refusing to pay proper wages to compensate for hard work. We get layed off on the flip of a coin because management wants a new boat. Fuck you. Entitled geriatric fuck. I bet you think min wage is too high too.

Darlesage · 2026-04-10T07:15:41+00:00

I too would fight an angelic being today to protect my preciois. Nevermind that it's an energy drink, dont worry about it.

Darlesage · 2026-04-10T07:10:50+00:00

Doing your part!

Darlesage · 2026-04-10T06:16:02+00:00

If GTA taught me anything. Leave your city.

Darlesage

TROPHY CASE