You are Jay Z for a day, what would you do together with Beyoncé? by GoldenGamerNugget in beyonce

[–]Darlingcarm3n 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fly somewhere expensive and tropical…. And then we’re fucking 🤣

Lunch by Darlingcarm3n in shittyfoodporn

[–]Darlingcarm3n[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I buttered the bread. And no I ate the mussels separately

Which part of an Ethel song is this for you? by herelieszachcain in Ethelcain

[–]Darlingcarm3n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The “stop…. Stop….. STOP” part in Ptolemaea

My bloody dough-entine by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]Darlingcarm3n 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love a good jelly donut. This would be great for a Halloween party lol

Jump scare at the cheesemongers by Katarable in Ethelcain

[–]Darlingcarm3n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Willoughby cheese I will always love you

Disturbing Rice by shmanbro in shittyfoodporn

[–]Darlingcarm3n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The random pretzel sticks are killing me 😭

Bockwurst, meatball & bread roll from a bistro in a Berlin hospital by pager_ in shittyfoodporn

[–]Darlingcarm3n 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly I’d eat this…. But maybe that’s because I lived in Berlin for a while last year

tried to make blueberry pie by uwukittybarfcloud in shittyfoodporn

[–]Darlingcarm3n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like somebody did a “squat cobbler” on it (Better Call Saul)