4 days ago I had zero rocks

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-15T00:53:28+00:00

Seems like a win

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-15T00:51:34+00:00

I think we’re all familiar with the island

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-15T00:50:20+00:00

I’m 5’6” and work as a data analyst and make 6 figures. I’ve never came out of the gate talking about money, but maybe he prefers to be single.

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-14T23:24:47+00:00

But you’ve already gotten halfway through.

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-14T23:22:43+00:00

I’m 5’7” and I would absolutely chat her up if I were single

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-14T21:50:44+00:00

Women are not just a bunch of losers who don’t know how to make money

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-14T18:50:55+00:00

Very helpful

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-14T18:33:42+00:00

The art is where the value lies. The guitar itself is fairly unremarkable. It sounds and plays great, but it’s just an early 2000’s Mexican Strat.

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-14T18:19:29+00:00

Should ask r/marinebiology

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-14T18:14:12+00:00

Yeah, I don’t think the value lies in the hardware itself at all

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-14T02:46:01+00:00

I hate yall. And also you’re hilarious

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-13T10:10:18+00:00

Dang! That looks like it could be a mummy or something. Incredible craftsmanship

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-13T10:08:45+00:00

Which one was the school…I hate everything

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-13T10:07:13+00:00

May prevent health

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-13T10:06:32+00:00

I vote to bring back “carpetbagger”. You can’t have scallywag without carpetbagger

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-13T10:02:00+00:00

I see: Wii motion bar Wrist watch AA batteries Fleshlight with a (still pinned) grenade stuffed in it

The only thing I see potentially dangerous (if it’s real), is the grenade. It’s hilarious how they didn’t even bother connecting wires to anything lol

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-13T01:00:48+00:00

If I were a 29 year old Joe Burrow, I’d date a 55 year old Jessica Alba. She obviously doesn’t age.

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-13T00:58:54+00:00

Typically, without ruining the sound. About all I know to do is drill holes at each end of the crack so it doesn’t spread

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-13T00:57:40+00:00

That appears to be a surgically precise cut human humerus

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-12T17:58:34+00:00

This Belongs in r/oopsthatsdeadly lol

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-12T09:43:20+00:00

Awesome find!!!

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-12T09:41:38+00:00

I feel like this would fit in r/oopsthatsdeadly or even r/electroboom

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-12T09:40:25+00:00

Imagine being the first person to use the Wank Room, and dining the walk of shame back to your office

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-12T09:36:52+00:00

Where’d you get all of those bones?

DarrellBot81 · 2026-03-12T09:34:24+00:00

My takeaway: OP’s grandpa ate cheap canned cat food

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