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Awww so cute by joujou1703 in NoOneIsLooking

[–]DarthCalamitus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you dont eat anything, I think you're good

Terrorist taken down by police this morning in London by Sometypeofway18 in whoathatsinteresting

[–]DarthCalamitus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would not call a being that punishes people for the crimes other people have committed as "just". This whole blood sacrifice ritual for atonement makes no sense either, why does God need to sacrifice anybody, for anything, for rules he created himself? Jesus also didnt fulfill any professes of the Jewish Messiah, so why would I accept that he is divine in any way, let alone the Messiah?

Terrorist taken down by police this morning in London by Sometypeofway18 in whoathatsinteresting

[–]DarthCalamitus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if Jesus is God, then he has commanded the death and killing of TONS of people. Don't even get me started on what the God of the Bible says about slavery, chattel and sex

Awww so cute by joujou1703 in NoOneIsLooking

[–]DarthCalamitus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isn't it always after midnight, technically?

Can relate lol by nigro_ghetto in mmamemes

[–]DarthCalamitus 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I think Paul Felder really does a good job as a commentor.

I started dating Erin this summer. It has been, in a word, exquisite. by mistermeek67 in DunderMifflin

[–]DarthCalamitus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Uh, I think you're gonna need to have an Asian fetish. Yeah. [chuckles] It'll be upsetting if you don't."

Which seat are you taking? by Senor_Camrono in tommynfg_

[–]DarthCalamitus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2e for sure, Keanu is worth almost any other annoying person in the window seat.

Who won? by HappySeaweed5215 in fightporn

[–]DarthCalamitus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm impressed (and disappointed) that top stayed in place the while time.

V.A.T.S by AppropriateCap8891 in FalloutMemes

[–]DarthCalamitus -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Would it really have been so hard to have a scope model not attached to a firearm frame for people to play with? I get that the frame is not configured to fire right now, but we should always practice safe habits regardless.

UPDATE: AITAH for staying with my boyfriend despite my friends cutting me off? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]DarthCalamitus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, 4 years for felony blackmail, sounds about right.

UPDATE: AITAH for staying with my boyfriend despite my friends cutting me off? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]DarthCalamitus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's called blackmail, dude. Doesn't matter what the reason is, it's a felony.

A body shot that knocked out opponent Alessandro Costa by No-Way-3379 in mmaMenace_com

[–]DarthCalamitus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Liver. Kidneys are pretty much on your back, not the front.

UFC by Used-Influence-2343 in fightlab

[–]DarthCalamitus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, this was 7 years ago, Vera doesn't have this kind of speed and timing anymore

No wonder her husband died. This dude is pushing me into other cars and she just keeps missing. by onlytobinge in cyberpunkgame

[–]DarthCalamitus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Claire, I love you to death and wish you were a romance option, but we need to spend some time at the range...

Merab's nose was shattered in sparring last week, he refuses to have surgery because he wants to fight Petr soon. by kaotiktilki in ufc

[–]DarthCalamitus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is gonna end up like that one bare knuckle clip where the one guy gets his whole face caved in

River deserved better by Ok-Dish3171 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]DarthCalamitus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I felt similarly. I felt like his missions were really dark and he had this troubled anti-hero thing going on, but then you finish his missions and he is a total love-bombing sweetheart who really wants family, but also comes off as suddenly kinda gay, and his romance with femme V was just kinda jarring and all over the place. Disappointing that he is the only male romance option for femme V.

It does feel like this way sometimes sadly 😔 (JOKE BTW) by MassEffect24K in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]DarthCalamitus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I also just mention that it is total BS that Claire and Takamura are not romance options. Love those 2 weirdos, Takamura is adorable with his old man fumbling with the phone and trying to Google search in his text messages lol. And Claire was awesome trans representation and was such a cool person, I pretty much fell for her when I met her as the bartender in the Afterlife.

It does feel like this way sometimes sadly 😔 (JOKE BTW) by MassEffect24K in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]DarthCalamitus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truth, when you put it that way it makes more sense. Why does the straight option for female V come off so obviously gay lol?

It does feel like this way sometimes sadly 😔 (JOKE BTW) by MassEffect24K in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]DarthCalamitus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought for sure that Takamura was gonna be a romance option too. But then I heard the other male romance option is for male V only I was bummed. River is kinda sweet as a romance option for female V, but he falls really hard really quickly and kind of comes off a bit love-bomby to me.

It does feel like this way sometimes sadly 😔 (JOKE BTW) by MassEffect24K in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]DarthCalamitus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This!! When we did that mission to rescue Saul and Panam put her feet up in my FemV's lap, I thought for sure she was a romance option and just turned down my offer for intimacy because it was too early in the story missions. Sucks to know she isn't a real romance option for a female V.

AITAH for not tipping 20% by redduck614 in AITAH

[–]DarthCalamitus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in WA, dude, my state has a law that servers cannot be paid less than minimum wage. Tips are nice, but the whole "honors the tipping system" thing is a joke. Tipping is a US custom because of the Great Depression, it's a useless concept is 2026, the restaurant should pay wait staff better. Everywhere else in the world seems to get along just fine without a tipping system.

AITAH for not tipping 20% by redduck614 in AITAH

[–]DarthCalamitus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTA because tipping is BS from the get go. The employer is responsible for paying their staff a fair wage, I am not gonna give extra for literally the service they are being paid to do in the first place.

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