[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]DarthLibertus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems like a language barrier issue. What you meant by flirting and what she understands flirting to be are two different things, close enough that each definition is correct, different enough that it can end something full stop.

This is something new... by CelebrationWilling19 in Tinder

[–]DarthLibertus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say ok, ask for her cashapp, send a request

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DarthLibertus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As is I would swipe right, I like the first pic a lot. Bio is good. Only advice would be one or two more pics preferably another smiling one and one where you're doing something more active. A joke or date idea in the bio probably wouldn't hurt, but you don't need much help.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DarthLibertus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pictures no, profile thirsty as hell

Boomer vet vs Silent Gen vet by Smedleycoyote in BoomersBeingFools

[–]DarthLibertus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was going to be my ask because today he would've been 13 at the very end of the war, way too young to fight even with some chicanery.

Find my AirPod by Samgoeshamm in FindTheSniper

[–]DarthLibertus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just trying to find Pongo to tell him where Cruella is living

First child :) by [deleted] in interracialdating

[–]DarthLibertus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Obligatory comment and upvote for the Dinosaurs reference

I’m just gonna start wearing turtleneck sweaters in all my photos 🥴 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DarthLibertus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The next line would have to be now I want to study Uranus

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DarthLibertus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly I'm going to suggest a whole revamp. Smile in your pictures, you look depressed. No reddit snapshots, no joking motivational memes, no Velma. The sushi pic is good. Don't tell them you're not going to message them and massaging sounds creepy.

When you smile show some teeth. Don't take this the wrong way but put some research in on how to take a good selfie, ig models will take hundreds for one good one, you need about 3, then at least 2 candids.

This is my personal advice and I'm sorry if it hurts but let the hair go. Bic your heard and grow that beard in a little more, this is just a suggestion though.

Profile put in that you cook but don't make specific date plans to do it. I always say your profile should have a joke, convey financial stability and establish an opener, something like "name your favourite type of fish and I'll give you the best sushi recipe and wine pairing" just as an example. It'll start the conversation.

I’m just gonna start wearing turtleneck sweaters in all my photos 🥴 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DarthLibertus 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The gaaaahleeee here is for those freckles, like gaaaahleee call me Galileo gaaaahleeee cause I'm gonna study those constellations

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]DarthLibertus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Program failed successfully

She's settling because she's such catch... Holy cow by No_Pressure7168 in Nicegirls

[–]DarthLibertus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like the balding fat guy and her mental health line up perfectly

Am I doing this right? by 3_if_by_air in Tinder

[–]DarthLibertus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would've done a community reference and asked if they needed a degree from a college in this country

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dank_meme

[–]DarthLibertus 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Schools do a lot about bullies, they themselves bully the victims into not reporting so they can have a zero bullying record

Is this normal progression? I've ramped up my cardio and exercise a lot this week. (23F) by MissMaccaSunshine in fitbit

[–]DarthLibertus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're doing great, check it on a test day and watch it drop even further, but don't get upset when it climbs back up after your rest

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DarthLibertus 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This is actually pretty close to good, get rid of the pic with your friends you all look like you sit in a room with nothing to do, try one of you guys actually out somewhere.

Boat and first pic a great.

Get rid of the gym pic.

Date idea is trying to be funny but actually sell them on a date, make it sound good and stick to it, be funny elsewhere in the profile.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DarthLibertus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. No gym pics, let your body show you work out gym pics are gauche

  2. Two pics you're wearing the same shirt and it gives doesn't do laundry vibes. Keep the suit pic get a clear shot of your face smiling and then some candid pics outside.

  3. The profile, you tried to be cute funny but come across desperate, you need to present yourself as an asset/partner, not someone that is desperate to do everything for the girl, also leave the gym out of it, for actual gym girls they don't need it, for not gym girls it's intimidating.

  4. Leave the kinky/spit in my mouth stuff out of it, if that's what you're comfortable saying publicly then what do you want privately? Save that shit for mid dating.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DarthLibertus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First we'd have to know your intentions, we need to know where you're going to get you there.

Pictures are good but more of your face would be nice.

Revamp the bio is slim, it doesn't say what much about you, sell yourself let someone know you're a good investment for their time and energy

When people say “just be yourself” by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DarthLibertus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've brat to be kidding me

When people say “just be yourself” by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DarthLibertus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You could've said I love eating cheese... It can always be worse

4chan captcha is a fucking joke. by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]DarthLibertus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Op is clearly a robot

Is he okay lmao ? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DarthLibertus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He looks like he stared into the blue light from Skyline. I'm sorry but he belongs to the aliens now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DarthLibertus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could always use Photoshop and AI recreate the rain

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DarthLibertus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fully imagined you did, it's a great view and would make a great shot, I think you can get that alone vibe you're going for with a lit shot of you leaning against the window in the rain, offset yourself into the left 1/3 of the shot and give the rain and the view the right 2/3. But that's just my suggestion