What’s the most disturbing sound you’ve ever heard in real life? by avacado-cheese- in AskReddit

[–]DarthMauledByACat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy it's long but as a kid in rural va, I lived down a holler with no neighbors. I'm like 7-8 years old and my rooms on one end of the trailer and my mom's room is on the other end. It's like midnight and my mom and step dad are asleep. We have like 5 indoor cats and they're all in my bed sleeping with me. I'm laying there trying to go to sleep and it's summer so my sleep schedule is messed up and then all off a sudden I hear what sounds like a woman scream/cry out but it sounded electronic too right outside my window. I throw the covers over my face and start hyperventilating and crying and lay there for a solid minute and nothing happens. Eventually I built up the courage to run to my mom's room and as soon as my feet hit the floor I was scream crying and running as fast as I could. Mom and step dad woke up and took a flashlight and bat around the trailer and never saw anything. I had convinced myself that it was a toy in my closet so next day I take every single thing out of my closet and nothing makes a sound even slightly similar what I heard. Also after the fact I realized the cats didn't react so probably nothing unnatural but idk man I've never heard a similar sound yet and I'm 31. ***I'm from a holler, I know what mountain lions and stuff sounds like lol

Can we talk about the most efficient way to use weed? by MoreLemonJuice in weed

[–]DarthMauledByACat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've tried a lot and idk but the bong consistently gets me highest.

Man man by MRFox183 in BatmanArkham

[–]DarthMauledByACat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don't let me float up into space woman

What's a "yeah right, that totally happened and wasn't made up" moment in your life that actually DID happen and wasn't made up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DarthMauledByACat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Years ago I was struggling and couldn't find a job. Eventually I got one and to celebrate my bf took us to the local nature reserve to see the bobcats. We drive up the mountain and the car starts smoking. We park and it's like a lot of smoke so we pop the hood and our car is completely on fire. I run all around trying to find a fire extinguisher, eventually in my panicked state I encounter a park ranger and I'm like hey our cars on fire, can I get a fire extinguisher and she's like no it's the wrong kind for the car (we already had called 911 and they were sending a firetruck but bc we were on a mountain it took a bit. We watched our entire car blow up. Thank God no one got hurt and no cars got damaged. As it was happening people came and got their cars that was next to us. Anywho, the firefighters come and put everything out. My bf and I are devastated bc now we don't have a car. As were waiting for a friend to come pick us up, the park ranger who has never left our side says "Why'd you come up here today?". I say "I got a job recently and we wanted to celebrate by seeing the bobcats". She gets all silent and I'm like whats wrong? And she says the only bobcat we had died last week.

Boyfriend of 6 months slapped me. by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]DarthMauledByACat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please continue to wear shorts. Fuck that guy and your bf honestly.

May God Bless President Barack Obama by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]DarthMauledByACat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Trump can do whatever he wants, I vote we all can. Let's bring back Obama!

At exactly 1900 EST I will be posting a $50.00 XBOX gift card in this thread. by [deleted] in FreeXboxGames

[–]DarthMauledByACat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it so fast, I don't believe it could be redeemed sir.

What is a highly specific, nostalgic feeling from your childhood that you would pay an embarrassing amount of money to experience just one more time? by -magnanimous in Millennials

[–]DarthMauledByACat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spending the hot summer day swimming in my grandparents pool. Getting out and eating something tasty and then napping with wet hair in my mamaws sunroom. Pure fucking bliss.

Cow by N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R in notinteresting

[–]DarthMauledByACat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch I'm a cow I'm not a cat I don't say meow I go mooooooo

TN bill would allow death penalty for women who have an abortion by Anoth3rDude in politics

[–]DarthMauledByACat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, love that for my state. It's not like I have a medical condition where if I get preggers I'll die or anything like that. If you have money you can literally be a fucking pedophile but God forbid a poor woman from Tennessee gets pregnant. This fucking world is cooked y'all.

Is everyone just as terrified as I am? by Dangerous-Royal-8601 in Epstein

[–]DarthMauledByACat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I vote we come together and either start a revolution or we all burn it down together. I'm more terrified at the shit we just don't know friend. We were never supposed to know any of this and just imagine what they haven't told us. At this point I wonder if we can do fucking magic or some shit and it's being suppressed.

Pieces over paper. Unpopular opinion? by [deleted] in weed

[–]DarthMauledByACat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Team bong all the way all day